General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Well, I smoke too much, fry me steak in lard, eat copious curries (which do contain healthy spices), pies and chips. I'm 57 and weigh 7.9. I'll ayte owt me. When I die, I want to be ill, not healthy! Later rather than sooner, true, but what's the point in aytin' summat that tastes cr*p just 'cos it's good for you? They're even saying now that organic food isn't all that different from ordinary, yet they charge a fortune for it. I's't ayte worra want, when I want. It's about 9 years since I last saw a doctor, am on no medication whatsoever and .... bump .... oops, that was me dropping like a bag o' mucky stuff. =