General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

I forget where I first saw this.....still makes me laugh though

"Hi everyone.

Me and the missus have made a big and exciting decision last night and want to tell you all about it.

WE ARE EMIGRATING!

I know its a bit of a shock but we have decided to just up and leave the country we were born in and love and everyone and everything we know. Leave the careers we have spent years studying for and building and our home and all the memories we have. But we have heard that there might be some free money in another country thousands of miles away so we are just going to head off there and see how it goes.

I mean, yeah ok we might meet a few minor difficulties on the way. Where we want to go doesn't really want us there and the people who live there wont like us and will abuse and persecute us, so we are going to have to sneak in and hope we don't get sent back. Its quite possible we will have to stump up every penny we have, possibly more to some dodgy criminal gang who has absolutely no regard whatsoever for human life but heyho.

On an adventure this big there is almost certainly going to be some hiccups along the way. Yes our 3 kids might drown or be abused or kidnapped, or even starve. They might even be taken from us in the detention centre but the goal of a whole £37 a week is not going to stop us and hopefully we can in time we can pick up on our careers, build new lives and become useful and valued members of their society.


Stop this now you silly ****s....No one thinks like this, No one takes these things lightly. If you seriously believe that anyone is going to give up everything they have ever owned and risk their and more importantly their kids lives for the slight possibility of a few quid being thrown their way. If you really are truly THAT STUPID then you dont have to worry about Khalid the neurosurgeon from Afghanistan stealing your job.