General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

I had a course of electrocution lessons but, I still cornt speyck proper, So I don't try, A wiganer trying to talk posh is an embarrassment, I remember a time we went to Wembley and called in a posh restraunt for our tey, They had a person asking if the meal was ok, My mate Willie Eckerkile says in a Posh Wigan accent," Oh yes my good man, those sorte potato's were so good, I could eight a pon full " ,