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Started by: Mac (inactive)

Just doing a crossword and I need some help. The question is "Women's domain", 5 letters.

I'm confused, 'kitchen' doesn't fit.

Started: 26th Nov 2012 at 17:49

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Try scullery.

Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 17:50

Posted by: erontquay (inactive)

Bedroom,oh dear, it wont fit.

Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 17:51

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I will leave that one with you....

Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 17:51

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

It won't fit?
I have Never had that said to me before

Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 17:53

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Me and a mate went to the fairground in Chester at the weekend, he was knocked unconscious after falling from one of the horses at the carousel. Luckily he came round again.

Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 17:55

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I bet you were hanging round the waltzer, eyeing-up them swarthy looking roustabouts.

Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 17:59

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Oh aye!
They never did walk me home though.

Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 18:01

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

There's a proper name for them lads who do itinrerant work on fairgrounds, but I can't remember it.

I's not a term of abuse, in the way that the American 'Carney', can be.

Showmen

Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 18:09

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Hope he wasn't too heavy

Should be on the don't steel thread with that headline.

Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 18:17
Last edited by Mac: 26th Nov 2012 at 18:35:07

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I know you shouldn't judge a book and all that, but he sounds like a right looker.

Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 18:24

Posted by: kryten (inactive)

There's a proper name for them lads who do itinrerant work on fairgrounds.

Gaff lads.

Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 18:27

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Cheers, Kryten.

Been bugging me for a long time, has that.

Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 18:29

Posted by: joseph 1 (inactive)

Yes they are Gaff lads, Kryten. Work bloody hard too they do.

Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 18:30

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

The 'Gaff Lads' documentary is available on youtube.

I knew I knew the term from somewhere.

Not sure when the programme was aired. Over ten years ago I'd say.

Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 18:35

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

A gay couple go to the fairground and one of them decides to go on the merry-go-round. After going round and around a few times, his horse breaks and he comes spinning off, crashes into a wall and lands in a heap of tangled wood and metal.

His boyfriend runs over to him, "Oh Quinten, Quinten are you hurt?"

"Hurt? Hurt??" he replies. "Of course I'm hurt. I went around five times and you didn't wave to me once."

Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 18:49

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Did he have a swallow tattooed on his neck?

Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 18:53

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

He had a swallow, yes.

Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 19:02

Posted by: MarieM (5563)

woman's domain five letters SLAVE.

Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 21:02

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Nah....That's her job title.

Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 21:18

Posted by: scoop (3285) 


Couldn't be sinks.

Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 21:48

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Nah, that's plural (spoiled).

Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 21:52
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Posted by: Mac (inactive)

STOVE! I wonder if it's stove?

Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 21:54

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Will it fit?

Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 21:55

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

If it begins with S, it could be 'shops', as in 'shopping'.

Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 21:56

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

HWHOAH!.....I don't know what sort of women you go out wi...ah....Yes, five letters..

Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 21:57

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Stupid boy!

It was 'mangle' all along.

Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 22:02

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Ooops, no, it weren't.

I originally put mangel, until I checked the spelling.

Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 22:03
Last edited by dostaf: 26th Nov 2012 at 22:04:47

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I thought the correct answer was house

Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 22:03

Posted by: phred (352) 

Isn't a fairground worker called a "roustabout"?

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 07:02

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

They say every hole's a goal.

With yoga classes I scored an own goal.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 08:18

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

My wife was doing a crossword and (as expected) she asked for help. "An office worker" she said "9 letters, beginning with 'S'."

"What gender?" I asked.

She was confused and asked "What bloody difference does that make?"

To which I replied promptly, "If it's male it's solicitor, if it's female it's secretary."

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 14:00

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

"I'm stuck with one word on this crossword, the clue is a 10 letter word, similar to being silly"

"Oh, well that's ridiculous"

"I know, I've been stuck on it for hours"

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 15:09

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

A Michael Jackson impersonator started performing right outside my shop just before.

I shouted "beat it!"

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:20

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

That was you, you mean. Performing unde that woman's window.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:22

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Well, you're not looking at the pictures, neither!

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:23

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Neighbourhood Watch is a commendable activity.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:25

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

phred, 'Roustabout' appears to be more of an American term.

There's a cracking documentary/film about 'Gaff Lads' at Nottingham Goose Fair on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOCTygksbYU

Not linked, as it may be a bit rum for some tastes.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:31

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I like to keep a hand in

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:31

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Mac, why's your Tamagotchi not commented yet on General?

'Is it possible'

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:33
Last edited by dostaf: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:34:23

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

It will...it will.
The irony won't be lost on most people.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:38

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

What If I pop along and blame thee first?

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:40

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Bet you don't....Problem is with such threads, they should actually name m...the people to whom they are referring.
Smacks of cowardice lest.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:43

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 18:44

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 18:53

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Probably the best prank I have seen in a goodly is that...Well done, Dave!

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 18:56

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

HEar hear.

More fricknin than the haunted swing at Southport. (Or was it Blackpool?)

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 18:59

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

The Mrs. made the allegation

"I think you've had an affair with that Welsh tart, from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch".

I said, "How can you say such a thing?"

Remembered from a previous posting.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 19:04

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Remembered from a previous posting

Aye, and I bet you copied and pasted the place name.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 19:10

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I went past it once, it is engraved in my memory.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 19:10

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Posted by: mache (inactive)

not posting the nakky ones ?

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 19:24

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

The admin turn blue in the face when we do...though we can post pictures of dead people.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 19:25

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Nakky ones?

I looked, but only with one eye.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 19:32

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

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Last edited by Mac: 27th Nov 2012 at 20:03:51

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I hear diesels.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 20:03

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

They have stalled.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 20:04

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Thunderbirds tune was going through me yed, as I imagined them coming to get you.

Looks for pics of big lurries.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 20:07

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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

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Posted by: Mac (inactive)

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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I cried when I couldn't get 'oxygum' at the corner shop, to go looking for her in t'cut.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 20:20

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Kryten wept when this was in the charts

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 20:26
Last edited by Mac: 27th Nov 2012 at 20:31:06

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

We all wept when that got into the charts.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 20:29

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 20:29

Posted by: kryten (inactive)

Accusations of muppetry now is it?

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 20:36

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

We have been likened to Waldorf and stattler, though I took that as a compliment.

Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 20:38

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

It was my first day of training in my new job this morning, and all I did was spend a few hours practicing sharp intakes of breath whilst shaking my head.

This being a plumber malarky is going toi be a piece of cake..

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 12:44

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

tamagotchi Est arrive!

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 13:44

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Despite the new stalking laws

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 13:54

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 14:29

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

'Jibes' is back.

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 17:05

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Hes been with Jesus

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 17:09

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Praying?

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 17:09

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Na hoping

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 17:11

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 17:12

Posted by: mache (inactive)

See how I untied the knot there

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 17:13

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I hope you mean metaphorically.

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 17:15

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Sir cumference.

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 17:17

Posted by: mache (inactive)

I did I promise

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 17:18

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I see yon mon's using your lovely 'balloon knot' term on 'Politics', Mache.

Seems it's not just me who found it new and amusing.

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 17:26

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 17:27

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I'm sure to slip up and call somebody one in 'real life'.

Then I'll get somebody feeling my collar and giving it the "You are one of 'the gang' and I claim my five pounds"

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 17:32

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

A wonderful terminology, pinched mouth and the like are knocked into a cocked hat with it.

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 17:35

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Should gang members carry one around with them at all times?

Different colour codes?

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 17:37

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 17:40

Posted by: mache (inactive)

And friend zarin has posted more disturbing images

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 17:48

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 17:50

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Pickfords were quick

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 17:52

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Hehehe.
Daren tried in vain to stand alongside HIS FUHRER, but failed.

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 17:52
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Posted by: mache (inactive)

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 17:55

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Stand alongside?

Looks more like an attempt to give some sound advice.

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 17:57

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Is agony aunt on his cv

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 18:00

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Undoubtedly.

Though in less sexist parlance, if you please!

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 18:02

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Agony non gender specific person.

Or should that read, Agony gender neutral advice assistant?

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 18:04
Last edited by Mac: 28th Nov 2012 at 18:05:57

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Aye another balloon knot

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 18:05

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

We'll settle on 'Pain Person'.

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 18:06

Posted by: mache (inactive)

No pane person, I can see through him

Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 18:11

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

You know this 'ignore' business?

I just found this:



Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 19:53

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I read in the Wigan papers what balloon knots’ tokens are
There’s idiots and there’s funny chaps
Like a joke or a chat about cars
It says that half a brain
Is a thing don't get used a lot
But it's is the only thing he's got...

Name that tune!

Replied: 29th Nov 2012 at 08:05
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Posted by: Mac (inactive)

(comment removed because it broke the rules)

Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 11:53
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Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

rude words are used. Naughty scenes seen



by: Mac (8358)

It means, in this case, 'Uncalled for', particularly as this is a site Children visit.


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Last edited by walshy76: 30th Nov 2012 at 11:59:12

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I presume action man has peeked.
He does remind me of my action man.

Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 12:02

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

you remind me of an
hypocrite
liar
plakky supporter
a bull pooer
sicko who comes out with nasty comments
and someone who can give it but cant take it

amongst others

Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 12:08

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

It's broken too!

Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 12:10

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

what no threats.........you cant really deny it when the proofs there

Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 12:16

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

What was the tune?

Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 13:44

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

The one about the clock that was fast or was it that one by genesis, what was it called.........oh yeah follow you, follow me

Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 13:59
Last edited by walshy76: 30th Nov 2012 at 14:01:47

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

The 'I'm a graphic designer me' fibber must have gone back to work.

Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 15:11

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Fibber, that's a good un, coming off one of the site liars

Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 15:27

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

walshy



Joined: 19 Sep 2009
Posts: 128

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:33 pm Post subject:

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

rooster wrote:
walshy wrote:
so what


What is your job then Walshy?



graphic designer


Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 15:29

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Awwwwwwwwww, looks like your struggling again

No threats because of the names I've called you

Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 15:34

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Posted by: walshy76 (9280)

Awwwwwwwwww, looks like your struggling again

No threats because of the names I've called you


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An admission of provocation?

Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 15:42

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Don't forget the basic rules you all agreed to when signing up to use the boards:

* Do not attack or provoke others.





Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 15:44
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Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

I shouldn't say names, I should say facts

Maybe you should tell your Master, who you follow around, that, he seems to think the site rules don't apply to him, hence the number of posts removed

Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 15:52

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Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Good answer

Why's the puppy not joined in

Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 15:56

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

"No threats because of the names I've called you"
The broken toy made me cry...He called be baldy.

Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 16:15

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Anyroad, returning to topic:

Soould it be ♪♫♪Dern, deddle-errrrrnn♪♫♪, or ♪♫♪Dern, diddle-derrrrrnn♪♫♪ ?

Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 16:27

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Liam Neeson has signed up for Taken 3 where he works in Human Resources.

This time it's personnel.

Replied: 2nd Dec 2012 at 11:59

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Mate asked What I was watching on TV.

"Loose Women."

"Who's on this week"

"They haven't stopped moaning, so I'm guessing all four of them."

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Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Let us prey (sp)

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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

by heck, that's a corker.

Replied: 2nd Dec 2012 at 14:55

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Bloody Mache.

Every time I see that Rennie® advert on the telly, I thik of a cat's backside.

A still

Replied: 2nd Dec 2012 at 15:44

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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

What's the smallest unit of time in the known universe?

The interval between the traffic light changing to green and the taxi driver behind you honking his horn.

From elsewhere

Replied: 2nd Dec 2012 at 21:11

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

To a woman, everything is 'cute' when it is small.

Except for willies and bank balances.

Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 12:32

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

"I love you loads, honeypie." My wife said earlier.

"And I love you tons." I replied.

"What, no nickname for me?" She asked, disappointed.


Sometimes I swear the silly sod's going deaf.

Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 15:25

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Go on, do some advent calendar ones.

You know you want to.

Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 15:29

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I may put an advent calender up. I found it on a Liverpool website, but all the windows wwere open and the chocolate had been taken.

Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 15:32

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

No, not that one.

Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 15:35

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Not the 'window (similar wordage) licking' one?

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Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Or the 'stonewall charity' ones?

Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 15:49

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I just bought the News of the World advent calendar.

You don't open the doors, you stand outside quietly and listen

Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 15:53

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

The recession is ruining my Christmas this year.

Every time I open a door on my advent calendar, a bailiff sticks his foot in it.

Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 15:54

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Ah, the cheap seats!

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Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Got a Jehova's Witness calender this year. Every time a door opens, I get a punch in the face.

Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 16:05

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Your one


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Posted by: mache (inactive)

I got a CAP advent calender, you don't open doors you lift stones

Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 16:08

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

^^^^^

I think we saw that one last year.

The cheap seats are safer.

Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 16:09

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

thsi pic:



Is on the album, but not with this info.

Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 16:25

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Path Cycling Association?

And I thought that like parking on pavements, this was a new menace.

The plaques are still there. Or were last time I looked.

Now called The Venue.

Not been in for years.

Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 16:33

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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I was at the bar in a club when a fat girl came up to me and said with a wink, 'If you can guess my favourite drink, I'll let you buy me one!'

I turned to the barman and said, 'Pint of mild for me, and a gallon of melted butter for the lady.'

Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 17:48

Posted by: Mac (inactive)



FATTIST!....Or is that me?

Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 18:02

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

It's Jimmy Carr's.

So don't go there.

You'll be getting enough threats of leagal action as it is, for your impertinence elsewhere.

Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 18:04

Posted by: Mac (inactive)


the Obersturmführer, (Or the Untersturmführer) have had my smashing pic of them removed. So much for free speech eh.

Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 18:09

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Was the Obersturmführer on top of the Untersturmführer

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Posted by: Mac (inactive)

For a few minutes.

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Posted by: mache (inactive)

Their daily read

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Posted by: mache (inactive)

Their threads lead me to the conclusion that they suffer from genital warts on their hands

Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 18:43

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I hear diesels.

Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 18:47

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Pardon, I say pardon

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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

LURRIES!

BIG UNS!

Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 18:55

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Ah! but they are gritters maybe spreading from their dirt boxes

Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 18:58

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I refuse to comment about council gritters.

Google at your peril.

Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 19:02

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Hang on sniff sniff

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Posted by: mache (inactive)

Do beer finings work ?

Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 19:22

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I couldn't possibly comment.

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Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Javelin Missile Misfire in Afghan.
DUCK!

Replied: 5th Dec 2012 at 15:42

Posted by: mache (inactive)

It needed a knot

Replied: 5th Dec 2012 at 15:43

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Not a knot!

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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I'd like to see the insurance report for the bike/boat collision.

Replied: 5th Dec 2012 at 15:47

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I always hold the Mrs. hand when we're out.

If I let go, she wanders of and starts buying things.

Replied: 7th Dec 2012 at 11:08

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

My new settee had been left in my front garden, in the rain.

Luckily my neighbour saw it and spread herself to keep it dry.

Ta Pauline.

Replied: 7th Dec 2012 at 16:12

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Dohhhhhhhh

I had to think about the settee one for a moment.

Nakky images came to mind at first.

Replied: 7th Dec 2012 at 16:14

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Not raining here

Replied: 7th Dec 2012 at 16:15

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Only people with muscles can use this!


The weak of mind and body need not apply.

Replied: 7th Dec 2012 at 16:23

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 7th Dec 2012 at 16:24

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Replied: 7th Dec 2012 at 16:25

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Could spend many a happy hour with one of those.

Replied: 7th Dec 2012 at 16:30

Posted by: mache (inactive)

like some on here

Replied: 7th Dec 2012 at 16:31

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I could do it while on here.

Replied: 7th Dec 2012 at 16:33

Posted by: mache (inactive)

like some on here

Replied: 7th Dec 2012 at 16:34

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I could do it with some on here.

Bit like internet chess.

Replied: 7th Dec 2012 at 16:36

Posted by: mache (inactive)

like some on here

Replied: 7th Dec 2012 at 16:37

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I could do it to get my jollies.

Replied: 7th Dec 2012 at 16:38

Posted by: mache (inactive)

jolly pecker ?

Replied: 7th Dec 2012 at 16:39

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I can't find that thread about them dipping birds.

And I've posted some crap, there's loads of it.

Probably a tandem somewhere.

Replied: 7th Dec 2012 at 16:41

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I've RUWIND him...HAHAHA...RUWIND the graphic designer (Unemployed).

Replied: 7th Dec 2012 at 16:48

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Antivirus pioneer John McAfee is wanted by the Police for murder charges.

If they catch him they estimate the trial could last 30 days...

Replied: 8th Dec 2012 at 11:26

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Replied: 8th Dec 2012 at 11:28

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

I've RUWIND him...HAHAHA...RUWIND the graphic designer (Unemployed

this coming off a liar, hypocrite and sicko who took the easy way out and so called put me on ignore because i keep humiliating him

big lad my 4r5e

all mouth and no trousers

how disappointing

Replied: 8th Dec 2012 at 12:25

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

That can't be the pretend graphic designer posting...he doesn't come on here on weekends.

THE LIAR

Replied: 8th Dec 2012 at 18:39

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

I'm sure I said I don't post at night at weekend, even though some of the older posters think 18.25 is night, and not tea, time

What time did you get back from latics

Replied: 9th Dec 2012 at 10:08

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Liar's back on.
Claims to be a graphic designer, don't you know.

Replied: 9th Dec 2012 at 10:14

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

I didn't you said I was, and we all know what happens when people humiliate you

What time did you get back from watching the latics

Replied: 9th Dec 2012 at 10:21

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Assuming he denied his lie...I shall offer proof.
Rooster posted: What is your job then Walshy?

Walshy posted: graphic designer


From Here

Hope he did deny his lie.

Replied: 9th Dec 2012 at 18:42

Posted by: erontquay (inactive)

Mac, I must say you have a really good neighbour

Replied: 9th Dec 2012 at 19:27
Last edited by erontquay: 9th Dec 2012 at 19:28:22

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

So must I, EQ.
Will there be a dec explanation forthcoming?

Replied: 9th Dec 2012 at 19:38

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

what a poor response, never mind, at least it keeps your image up

Replied: 10th Dec 2012 at 08:48

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Proof:

Rooster posted: What is your job then Walshy?

Walshy posted: graphic designer


From Here

Hope he did deny his lie.


Has rainman offered any?

Replied: 10th Dec 2012 at 08:57

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

more like you have to prove thats its me

if someone posted on the forum, under the name mac1 it wouldnt mean that the poster is a lying, hypocrite who comes out with sick and nasty comments, like you do, does it

so like i said at least it keeps your image up

i hope this question is not to hard, i'll ask again

what time did you get back from latics

Replied: 10th Dec 2012 at 09:08

 

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