Hogwash
Just doing a crossword and I need some help. The question is "Women's domain", 5 letters.
I'm confused, 'kitchen' doesn't fit.
Started: 26th Nov 2012 at 17:49
It won't fit?
I have Never had that said to me before
Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 17:53
Me and a mate went to the fairground in Chester at the weekend, he was knocked unconscious after falling from one of the horses at the carousel. Luckily he came round again.
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I bet you were hanging round the waltzer, eyeing-up them swarthy looking roustabouts.
Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 17:59
Oh aye!
They never did walk me home though.
Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 18:01
There's a proper name for them lads who do itinrerant work on fairgrounds, but I can't remember it.
I's not a term of abuse, in the way that the American 'Carney', can be.
Showmen
Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 18:09
Hope he wasn't too heavy
Should be on the don't steel thread with that headline.
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Last edited by Mac: 26th Nov 2012 at 18:35:07
I know you shouldn't judge a book and all that, but he sounds like a right looker.
Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 18:24
There's a proper name for them lads who do itinrerant work on fairgrounds.
Gaff lads.
Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 18:27
Cheers, Kryten.
Been bugging me for a long time, has that.
Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 18:29
Yes they are Gaff lads, Kryten. Work bloody hard too they do.
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The 'Gaff Lads' documentary is available on youtube.
I knew I knew the term from somewhere.
Not sure when the programme was aired. Over ten years ago I'd say.
Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 18:35
A gay couple go to the fairground and one of them decides to go on the merry-go-round. After going round and around a few times, his horse breaks and he comes spinning off, crashes into a wall and lands in a heap of tangled wood and metal.
His boyfriend runs over to him, "Oh Quinten, Quinten are you hurt?"
"Hurt? Hurt??" he replies. "Of course I'm hurt. I went around five times and you didn't wave to me once."
Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 18:49
Did he have a swallow tattooed on his neck?
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woman's domain five letters SLAVE.
Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 21:02
Couldn't be sinks.
Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 21:48
Nah, that's plural (spoiled).
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Last edited by dostaf: 26th Nov 2012 at 21:53:14
If it begins with S, it could be 'shops', as in 'shopping'.
Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 21:56
HWHOAH!.....I don't know what sort of women you go out wi...ah....Yes, five letters..
Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 21:57
Ooops, no, it weren't.
I originally put mangel, until I checked the spelling.
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Last edited by dostaf: 26th Nov 2012 at 22:04:47
I thought the correct answer was house
Replied: 26th Nov 2012 at 22:03
Isn't a fairground worker called a "roustabout"?
Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 07:02
They say every hole's a goal.
With yoga classes I scored an own goal.
Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 08:18
My wife was doing a crossword and (as expected) she asked for help. "An office worker" she said "9 letters, beginning with 'S'."
"What gender?" I asked.
She was confused and asked "What bloody difference does that make?"
To which I replied promptly, "If it's male it's solicitor, if it's female it's secretary."
Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 14:00
"I'm stuck with one word on this crossword, the clue is a 10 letter word, similar to being silly"
"Oh, well that's ridiculous"
"I know, I've been stuck on it for hours"
Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 15:09
A Michael Jackson impersonator started performing right outside my shop just before.
I shouted "beat it!"
Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:20
That was you, you mean. Performing unde that woman's window.
Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:22
Well, you're not looking at the pictures, neither!
Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:23
Neighbourhood Watch is a commendable activity.
Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:25
phred, 'Roustabout' appears to be more of an American term.
There's a cracking documentary/film about 'Gaff Lads' at Nottingham Goose Fair on youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOCTygksbYU
Not linked, as it may be a bit rum for some tastes.
Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:31
Mac, why's your Tamagotchi not commented yet on General?
'Is it possible'
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Last edited by dostaf: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:34:23
It will...it will.
The irony won't be lost on most people.
Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:38
What If I pop along and blame thee first?
Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:40
Bet you don't....Problem is with such threads, they should actually name m...the people to whom they are referring.
Smacks of cowardice lest.
Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 16:43
Probably the best prank I have seen in a goodly is that...Well done, Dave!
Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 18:56
HEar hear.
More fricknin than the haunted swing at Southport. (Or was it Blackpool?)
Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 18:59
The Mrs. made the allegation
"I think you've had an affair with that Welsh tart, from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch".
I said, "How can you say such a thing?"
Remembered from a previous posting.
Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 19:04
Remembered from a previous posting
Aye, and I bet you copied and pasted the place name.
Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 19:10
I went past it once, it is engraved in my memory.
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The admin turn blue in the face when we do...though we can post pictures of dead people.
Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 19:25
Nakky ones?
I looked, but only with one eye.
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Thunderbirds tune was going through me yed, as I imagined them coming to get you.
Looks for pics of big lurries.
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I cried when I couldn't get 'oxygum' at the corner shop, to go looking for her in t'cut.
Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 20:20
Kryten wept when this was in the charts
Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 20:26
Last edited by Mac: 27th Nov 2012 at 20:31:06
We all wept when that got into the charts.
Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 20:29
We have been likened to Waldorf and stattler, though I took that as a compliment.
Replied: 27th Nov 2012 at 20:38
It was my first day of training in my new job this morning, and all I did was spend a few hours practicing sharp intakes of breath whilst shaking my head.
This being a plumber malarky is going toi be a piece of cake..
Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 12:44
I see yon mon's using your lovely 'balloon knot' term on 'Politics', Mache.
Seems it's not just me who found it new and amusing.
Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 17:26
I'm sure to slip up and call somebody one in 'real life'.
Then I'll get somebody feeling my collar and giving it the "You are one of 'the gang' and I claim my five pounds"
Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 17:32
A wonderful terminology, pinched mouth and the like are knocked into a cocked hat with it.
Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 17:35
Should gang members carry one around with them at all times?
Different colour codes?
Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 17:37
And friend zarin has posted more disturbing images
Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 17:48
Hehehe.
Daren tried in vain to stand alongside HIS FUHRER, but failed.
Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 17:52
Last edited by Mac: 28th Nov 2012 at 17:54:59
Stand alongside?
Looks more like an attempt to give some sound advice.
Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 17:57
Undoubtedly.
Though in less sexist parlance, if you please!
Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 18:02
Agony non gender specific person.
Or should that read, Agony gender neutral advice assistant?
Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 18:04
Last edited by Mac: 28th Nov 2012 at 18:05:57
You know this 'ignore' business?
I just found this:
Replied: 28th Nov 2012 at 19:53
I read in the Wigan papers what balloon knots’ tokens are
There’s idiots and there’s funny chaps
Like a joke or a chat about cars
It says that half a brain
Is a thing don't get used a lot
But it's is the only thing he's got...
Name that tune!
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(comment removed because it broke the rules)
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Last edited by Mac: 30th Nov 2012 at 14:56:52
rude words are used. Naughty scenes seen
by: Mac (8358)
It means, in this case, 'Uncalled for', particularly as this is a site Children visit.
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Last edited by walshy76: 30th Nov 2012 at 11:59:12
I presume action man has peeked.
He does remind me of my action man.
Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 12:02
you remind me of an
hypocrite
liar
plakky supporter
a bull pooer
sicko who comes out with nasty comments
and someone who can give it but cant take it
amongst others
Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 12:08
what no threats.........you cant really deny it when the proofs there
Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 12:16
The one about the clock that was fast or was it that one by genesis, what was it called.........oh yeah follow you, follow me
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Last edited by walshy76: 30th Nov 2012 at 14:01:47
The 'I'm a graphic designer me' fibber must have gone back to work.
Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 15:11
Fibber, that's a good un, coming off one of the site liars
Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 15:27
walshy
Joined: 19 Sep 2009
Posts: 128
Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:33 pm Post subject:
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rooster wrote:
walshy wrote:
so what
What is your job then Walshy?
graphic designer
Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 15:29
Awwwwwwwwww, looks like your struggling again
No threats because of the names I've called you
Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 15:34
Posted by: walshy76 (9280)
Awwwwwwwwww, looks like your struggling again
No threats because of the names I've called you
Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 15:34
An admission of provocation?
Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 15:42
Don't forget the basic rules you all agreed to when signing up to use the boards:
* Do not attack or provoke others.
Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 15:44
Last edited by dostaf: 30th Nov 2012 at 15:48:13
I shouldn't say names, I should say facts
Maybe you should tell your Master, who you follow around, that, he seems to think the site rules don't apply to him, hence the number of posts removed
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Good answer
Why's the puppy not joined in
Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 15:56
"No threats because of the names I've called you"
The broken toy made me cry...He called be baldy.
Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 16:15
Anyroad, returning to topic:
Soould it be ♪♫♪Dern, deddle-errrrrnn♪♫♪, or ♪♫♪Dern, diddle-derrrrrnn♪♫♪ ?
Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 16:27
Liam Neeson has signed up for Taken 3 where he works in Human Resources.
This time it's personnel.
Replied: 2nd Dec 2012 at 11:59
Mate asked What I was watching on TV.
"Loose Women."
"Who's on this week"
"They haven't stopped moaning, so I'm guessing all four of them."
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Bloody Mache.
Every time I see that Rennie® advert on the telly, I thik of a cat's backside.
A still
Replied: 2nd Dec 2012 at 15:44
What's the smallest unit of time in the known universe?
The interval between the traffic light changing to green and the taxi driver behind you honking his horn.
From elsewhere
Replied: 2nd Dec 2012 at 21:11
To a woman, everything is 'cute' when it is small.
Except for willies and bank balances.
Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 12:32
"I love you loads, honeypie." My wife said earlier.
"And I love you tons." I replied.
"What, no nickname for me?" She asked, disappointed.
Sometimes I swear the silly sod's going deaf.
Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 15:25
Go on, do some advent calendar ones.
You know you want to.
Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 15:29
I may put an advent calender up. I found it on a Liverpool website, but all the windows wwere open and the chocolate had been taken.
Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 15:32
Not the 'window (similar wordage) licking' one?
Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 15:49
I just bought the News of the World advent calendar.
You don't open the doors, you stand outside quietly and listen
Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 15:53
The recession is ruining my Christmas this year.
Every time I open a door on my advent calendar, a bailiff sticks his foot in it.
Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 15:54
Got a Jehova's Witness calender this year. Every time a door opens, I get a punch in the face.
Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 16:05
I got a CAP advent calender, you don't open doors you lift stones
Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 16:08
^^^^^
I think we saw that one last year.
The cheap seats are safer.
Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 16:09
thsi pic:
Is on the album, but not with this info.
Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 16:25
Path Cycling Association?
And I thought that like parking on pavements, this was a new menace.
The plaques are still there. Or were last time I looked.
Now called The Venue.
Not been in for years.
Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 16:33
I was at the bar in a club when a fat girl came up to me and said with a wink, 'If you can guess my favourite drink, I'll let you buy me one!'
I turned to the barman and said, 'Pint of mild for me, and a gallon of melted butter for the lady.'
Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 17:48
It's Jimmy Carr's.
So don't go there.
You'll be getting enough threats of leagal action as it is, for your impertinence elsewhere.
Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 18:04
the Obersturmführer, (Or the Untersturmführer) have had my smashing pic of them removed. So much for free speech eh.
Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 18:09
Was the Obersturmführer on top of the Untersturmführer
Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 18:11
Their daily read
Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 18:40
Their threads lead me to the conclusion that they suffer from genital warts on their hands
Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 18:43
Ah! but they are gritters maybe spreading from their dirt boxes
Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 18:58
I refuse to comment about council gritters.
Google at your peril.
Replied: 3rd Dec 2012 at 19:02
Hang on sniff sniff
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Javelin Missile Misfire in Afghan.
DUCK!
Replied: 5th Dec 2012 at 15:42
I'd like to see the insurance report for the bike/boat collision.
Replied: 5th Dec 2012 at 15:47
I always hold the Mrs. hand when we're out.
If I let go, she wanders of and starts buying things.
Replied: 7th Dec 2012 at 11:08
My new settee had been left in my front garden, in the rain.
Luckily my neighbour saw it and spread herself to keep it dry.
Ta Pauline.
Replied: 7th Dec 2012 at 16:12
Dohhhhhhhh
I had to think about the settee one for a moment.
Nakky images came to mind at first.
Replied: 7th Dec 2012 at 16:14
Only people with muscles can use this!
The weak of mind and body need not apply.
Replied: 7th Dec 2012 at 16:23
Could spend many a happy hour with one of those.
Replied: 7th Dec 2012 at 16:30
I could do it with some on here.
Bit like internet chess.
Replied: 7th Dec 2012 at 16:36
I can't find that thread about them dipping birds.
And I've posted some crap, there's loads of it.
Probably a tandem somewhere.
Replied: 7th Dec 2012 at 16:41
I've RUWIND him...HAHAHA...RUWIND the graphic designer (Unemployed).
Replied: 7th Dec 2012 at 16:48
Antivirus pioneer John McAfee is wanted by the Police for murder charges.
If they catch him they estimate the trial could last 30 days...
Replied: 8th Dec 2012 at 11:26
I've RUWIND him...HAHAHA...RUWIND the graphic designer (Unemployed
this coming off a liar, hypocrite and sicko who took the easy way out and so called put me on ignore because i keep humiliating him
big lad my 4r5e
all mouth and no trousers
how disappointing
Replied: 8th Dec 2012 at 12:25
That can't be the pretend graphic designer posting...he doesn't come on here on weekends.
THE LIAR
Replied: 8th Dec 2012 at 18:39
I'm sure I said I don't post at night at weekend, even though some of the older posters think 18.25 is night, and not tea, time
What time did you get back from latics
Replied: 9th Dec 2012 at 10:08
Liar's back on.
Claims to be a graphic designer, don't you know.
Replied: 9th Dec 2012 at 10:14
I didn't you said I was, and we all know what happens when people humiliate you
What time did you get back from watching the latics
Replied: 9th Dec 2012 at 10:21
Assuming he denied his lie...I shall offer proof.
Rooster posted: What is your job then Walshy?
Walshy posted: graphic designer
From Here
Hope he did deny his lie.
Replied: 9th Dec 2012 at 18:42
Mac, I must say you have a really good neighbour
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Last edited by erontquay: 9th Dec 2012 at 19:28:22
So must I, EQ.
Will there be a dec explanation forthcoming?
Replied: 9th Dec 2012 at 19:38
what a poor response, never mind, at least it keeps your image up
Replied: 10th Dec 2012 at 08:48
Proof:
Rooster posted: What is your job then Walshy?
Walshy posted: graphic designer
From Here
Hope he did deny his lie.
Has rainman offered any?
Replied: 10th Dec 2012 at 08:57
more like you have to prove thats its me
if someone posted on the forum, under the name mac1 it wouldnt mean that the poster is a lying, hypocrite who comes out with sick and nasty comments, like you do, does it
so like i said at least it keeps your image up
i hope this question is not to hard, i'll ask again
what time did you get back from latics
Replied: 10th Dec 2012 at 09:08