Fascinators

Someone on Classified are selling Fascinators, they will make excellent cat toys after they've been used.



Before


After


Darren's breakfast bowl.

Weren't they discouraged from Royal Ascot or somewhere?

Fascinators, not cats.

Mind you, I suppose cats aren't allowed in. Or are they?

Ayrefield -

Don't know about Ascot, but Cameron's wife got slated for wearing a fascinator as opposed to a hat for the Royal Wedding.

Ban them.

Hats are much nicer.

I thought to myself when I removed my strides, this'll fascinator.

And did the cat go for it?

No, she was too groovy, man.

Not spitting feathers, then?

She drank some Cresta, then chilled out, Man.

That's frothy, man. Not groovy.

Hmmmm.........the shiny twinkley things are not working

Still a hip way of typing, Man.
Now chillax. Groovy, baby, I mean, man, like oh, wow.

Behave, or I'll do the genie and the hippy one.

Why did the stoned hippy drown?
He was too far out man.

First hippy: "What would you do if you saw a spaceman?"
Second hippy: "Park my car in it man."

What do you call a hippy's wife?

Mississippi.

Genie offers your man a wish,

"I want to be in the groove, man"

SHAZAM!

so its not the 12 inch pianist

No!

"What do you call your Privates?"

"Tom, Dick and Harry. What do you call yours?"

Who did that sketch?

Was it Benny Hill?

EDIT

Google suggests Dick Emery.

Didn't think Benny Hill did much army stuff.