Prayers
For the Canadian addicts:
Armani, who art in Holt's hallowed be Thy shoes
Thy Prada come, Thy shopping done
On Bloor St. as it is in Paris
Give us this day, our Visa Gold and forgive us our balances
As we forgive those who charge us interest
Lead us not into Wal-Mart
And deliver us from Sears
For Thine is the Chanel, the Gaultier, and the Versace.
For Dolce and Gabbana
Amex.
For my American friends:
Armani,
which art in Hermes,
hallowed be thy Gucci,
thy Cartier watch,
thy Tods bag,
on Rodeo,
as it is in Tiffany's.
Give us this day
our Visa Platinum
and forgive us this overdraft,
As we forgive those
who decline our
Mastercard.
Lead us not into JC Penney,
And deliver us from Nordstrom.
For thine
Is the Chanel,
the Escada
and the Versace,
for Dolce and Gabbana…
Amex!
The Beer Prayer
Our lager
which art in barrels,
hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk
(I will be drunk)
at home as in the Tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
and forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill
against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
but deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager,
for ever and ever,
Barmen.
Started: 12th Nov 2011 at 02:01
Replied: 12th Nov 2011 at 20:28
Should imagine these names mean absolutely nowt to the majority of WIGGINERS
Replied: 12th Nov 2011 at 23:38