Haaland

I think this football season is going to be special now this monster of a man has arrived in the premier league,i read he once scored 9 goals in a game and was angry he did not score more!

he wont get that many in PL . once they,ve worked him out he wont be that prolific as he was in germany .

Welcome Eggbeater to the Man U room

Whups I think you are wrong once he finds his feet he will be prolific i reckon he’s just a little impatient at present but once h gets into his stride watch out premier league.

Thank you peter

Whups I think you are wrong once he finds his feet he will be prolific i reckon he’s just a little impatient at present but once h gets into his stride watch out premier league.

Thank you peter

like yesterday you mean ? .

We’lll continue this conversation at the end of the season.

the end of the season is the end of the season . it finishes then we start again.

So we take it you are a City fan then Eggy

Strange that .Coincidence or what .
Eggy a bertie fan.
Now w t f is that all about

peter not a city fan more of a football fan,and tend to watch football for the players if you know what i mean and i admit i'm looking forwards to see what haaland nunez and de jong can do if he comes to the PL

grimshaw who's rattled your cage?

What coincidence is that Grim I can't see anything, He's only just joined WW.

under another name , maybe.

Prey tell,what other name would i have had before?

See how many he scores in champions league final ????

How many will your striker score in the champions league final? I await you response but I doubt a serious one will come!

as we arnt in the CL it,s a stupid question from a stupid guy . if city do get to a CL (WHICH IS VERY DOUBTFUL ) final how many will he get ? . so tell us eggwhisker how does city bear up against united,s PL wins & CL wins ? .

Whups I know not who sammy supports so how would I know his team is not in the champions league!! Yet you have the cheek to call me stupid!! Grow up

Hahaha I get it now sammy your a man united supporter no wonder you’ve failed to answer my question a united supporter trying to put haaland down the mind boggles.

eggbeater, I doubt he is a real trafford supporter, he's probably like the rest on here and wouldn't know his way to OT with a sat nav.

yes & i get it too . your failure to compare united,s PL wins & CL wins with the inept city failing . a great team my backside .you are STUPID & if anyone shud grow up it,s you because of your failure to answer questions .

Whups I stated above I do not support city! Now who’s the stupid one?

Good afternoon Don GB.
It's been a while since we last chewed the cud ,so to to speak , so during the summer i see the difference again is that you lads have been ultra busy in the market ,and we again have been stuttering and failing again , to at least sign who we would like to have had . Well things have gone off ok for you and you are looking strong ,( forget the Charity Shield Blip) As they say it's only a friendly after all . I do like the looks of the big fella too ,probably get in hot water for this so here goes ..
Do you think that Erling has some similarities to Big Duncan Edwards s ? it's obvious Erling is taller & bigger , in the bit's iv' seen he does remind me of him , i do believe he will set the P.L afire when he gets going & good luck to him . As for us well things have gone tits up again and i do not know the reason or reason's why !!! also i do not believe this De Jong fella will help that much ,( i hope so is he come's ) so will chat again iv'e no doubt ........GB.

i would,nt believe you egghead if the queen sanctioned you . so why do you only highlight just 1 club for criticism ? . and as for 0yrs he is no diffrent from all the bandwagon city fans who will do a runner once the glory stops.

whoops grow up!

eggbeater,
Word of advice, put him on ignore. Thicker than black smoke. Only Paddy I know that renounces his heritage.

broady funnily enough i have considered it,there seems to one or two on this forum with large chips on their shoulders? i put tomplumb on the list within 10 minutes of my 1st post and whups is heading for the same fate, why is there so much animosity among posters on this site i wonder?

eggwapt he told people on a general blog to use the ignore button & failed to do so himself . all that idiot can do is revert to name calling when he loses an argument . and he,s the only brit on here who renounces his heritage . me on the other hand was born in england & support the english culture , not canadian .

All he can do is revert to name calling! Yet you have called me eggwapt and egghead!!

Sticks and stones Eggy thats all

that,s your name isnt it . or are you on here under another name ? .and it,s a bit rich calling someone so called renouncing their "heritage" coming from a guy who renounced his own heritage for his own selfish means dont you think ? .

Whups I cannot take sides sorry I have no idea what has gone on between you and broody so it would not be right of me to comment

Why will it be a special season just because the berties have a norwegian lump playing up front now.?
The same question applies to the new dipper striker following his disasterclass last evening .
Andersen had him rattled early doors and he fell hook line and sinker.
A masterclass in tactics from Vieira .

You can talk to a man with a wooden leg but not one with a wooden head !

Answer my question then softcock.
Why will it be special.?

I'd better edit my comment as i would'nt want you sobbing to admin woodenhead.

I will never snitch under any circumstances softcock.
So try again and answer my question .WHY..?

Answer this woodenhead how can the norwegian lump score more goals than your entire squad of 23 players asking for a friend.?

Asking for a friend softcock.
Why is he special .?
You said he was .
Just say why you think that .
Even for you it should be easy .

Dodged the question again in see?
whys he special?
tell me why hes not?

You first knobwobbler .

80 odd goals in 88 games
15 champion league goals in 13 games name a current united player with better stats woodenhead

Easy peasy softcock.
Is that the best you can do .
I nominate the record goal scorer of all time .
You do the naming .
Go on now .No need for shyness .

answer the questi0on woodenhead why has haaland scored more goals in one game than 23 united players have in two?

You asked what utd player has better stats than norwegian wood .
So go play with yourself now ive given you the answer softcock .

]why has the norwegian lump scored more goals than united and ronaldo put together this season woodenhead?

really , how many did he score ? .this season is only 2 games in ? .

So im right then up to now arn't i? are you telling me like grimshaw you think haaland is a lump?

i never mentioned it did i . we,ll see at the end of the season.

No you didn't and yes we will

THE whole question about ERLIN can only be discussed and debated once he has completed 38 premier league games . GB .

THE whole question about ERLIN can only be discussed and debated once he has completed 38 premier league games . GB .

played 3 games scored 3 goals

they got away with one today . a deffo penalty by stokes.

You are spot on whups.
Dodged one eh..

absolutely grim & st maximan run em ragged .

and what did brighton and brentford do to united but not one peep out of the shyster or you whups about that!

Whups .
This softcock eggbeaters posts bear a striking likeness to a previous poster dont you think .?

Lol

My query was for whups ..

Sorry who might that be grim

shyster not giving any odds on favourites as a tip today? and bloody idiot can do that!! nothing but a shyster you hahaha

You cant tell the difference between a odds on shot or a odds against .
Your previous posts show that very clearly softcock .

yes grim i know wot you mean . he targets just 1 team doesnt he .

No glum faces at Old Trafford last night!

Very good performance, pace up front and everybody giving 100%.
Elanga caused liverpool trouble down the left side, first touch sometimes let's him down but he is only young and will be ok, sancho took his goal very well,

]whups how many teams does grimshaw target?ive only seen one? is he the person you think i am too?

grim responds to comments about his team no matter who it is but you on the other hand targets just 1 team which leaves you open to the scrutiny of laughing boy who did the same & we know he has multiple names on here . yours might be 1 of those .

He only mentions city nobody else!!

your wrong as usual he also mentions liverpool , more than you do .

oh so if your right he only mentions Liverpool and city! So if I only mention everton and united will that stop you of accusing me? I doubt it.

you cant deny it as you never mention any other team except united . and grim has also mentioned the latics in previous posts .

I mentioned Nunez in other posts and I stated this thread about haaland so what have they got to do with united? Seeing as you say I only mention one team? Over to you and I be mentioned Everton too

in your dreams .the ONLY team you decry is man utd

i will from now on if you want something to cry about you've got it

you do ALWAYS. i never cry but your leaving yourself wide open .

Played 4 games scored 4 goals! up to now, not bad for a norwegian lump of wood!
Edit! played 4 games scored 5 goals.
Edit again just seen the final score!
Played 4 games scored 6 goals.

so what .

I have to admit it Haaland is good

Peter isn’t it funny it’s only a certain teams fans that put him down!! I wonder if the would call the Norwegian lump if he played for their team?

isnt it funny that you only mention just 1 team ? .

Eggbeater.....you will never ever have a reasonable conversation with any of the OBBSESSED united fans....They suffer from the red tunnel and specs syndrome....they've been on ignore for ages and it's nice to see comments that don't spout the same crap incessantly...

As freaky is a Liverpool fanatic I can understand his last post.

Frecky I too have put the three united fans on ignore It seems only they can mention other teams without fear of being ganged up on

I think it's nice of freaky to always give us a mention when he's passing through even though he has us on "ignore"

Ganged up on, I wonder who used to say that, one poster comes to mind but he got banned several times, careful what you post eggflip,

I agree with Peter g's comment, Haaland looks to be an excellent player.

Will certainly score more than Cavani, Ighalo and Sanchez.

Can't disagree, my bet for Haaland to score more goals than Nunez over this season should have my po faced bookie paying out by the end of October.
That's not to say if either had their chance again to play for the biggest club in the land knowing what's coming up they wouldn't have jumped at the chance

"Will certainly score more than Cavani, Ighalo and Sanchez".now there,s a true united fan isnt it . my arse.

I see the “ reluctant paddy” is butting in to adult conversations. That’s wot you get. Thicker than black smoke.

Chatty its not like you to go against other united fans opinions is the mask slipping?

i suppose it,s better than being a out & out liar like you broady after telling eggflip to put me on ignore as you supposedly did . wot a complete fool you are after letting your mask slip .

I see my home town team got a bit of a red nose on Saturday going down 5-1 at home to Burnley ,not too worried yet after all it was Wigan's first defeat , though the opposition were recently a Premier league club wern't they ?? Next up is West Brom at home ,just hope they can get back on track .GB.

whats that got to do with halland? GB do you wish wigan had him?

Will be watching the champions tonight to see if the norwegian lump can add to his goal tally! no doubt i shall keep you all informed should woody score!

so your a city fan . that,s after saying your not . another plastic city liar .

Whups , he is not a fan of any team, just a jealous Abu.

It seems people are chasing me its such a pity i have them on ignore and care not one jot

Yeah .
Right .

A bit rich for any United supporter to accuse others of being jealous with some of the comments being made on here against the City and Liverpool clubs and their supporters.

They must be having a right good chuckle!

I'm sure both city and Liverpool wish they had won as many prem leagues as united,

Let's not forget city's record in Europe also, every fan of most teams are jealous of united success since the early 90s

OC their the ones who's bitter they've just paid 30 million more than haaland for a donkey!

Played 5 games scored 7 goals
edit played 5 games scored 8 goals
edit again played 5 games scored 9 goals

Make that 8.

broady and the 2 idiots said he wont do it in the PL hahahahaha

That Norwegian lump has just scored another hat trick!!!

grimshaw knows as much about football as he does horse racing and golf sod all bugger all and eff all hahahaha

He’s been taken off AGAIN. Saving sum folk further embarrassment.

We will see come season end if the wooden lump can hack it when the going gets tough .
Bought to win the C L for the berties .
They will fail .AGAIN .
Its what they are experts at .

I bet the utd fans wish they'd a couple of Norwegian blocks of wood in their team......so sad...

Salah won't be getting the Golden Boot this time and if that mon carries on like that Dixie Deans 60 goal record could even be at risk.

how many has haaland scored outside the box ? .

peter it’s nice the true football fans give credit where it’s duethe two bitters reek jealousy out of every pore!!

your no "true football fan" all you do is come on here & slag man united fans off just like laughing boy .

I saw klippoty Kopp panicking last night????

Did you? I saw ten hag panicking that’s why he’s spent quarter of a billion!!

how much has city spent ? .

how many toneet for the norwegian lump?

Played 6 games scored 10 goals

so i take city won ( not) .

What was wrong with Coutinho's disallowed goal ? Nothing at all no-one was offside.

absolutelly nothing wrong with it . they got away with 1 there .

Could VAR not have overruled it I don't think it was checked.

i think the ref gave it but var told him to have another look & he overturned his decision .

Whups, Liverpool got away with one also, everton goal should have been given,

Just what part of the body is counted, a foot played the Everton man on side,

Depends who does var, think it was Dalglish.

Never saw that Tc firestick was playing up i missed about half an hour of the game

It's shows a clear picture this morning in the paper, it all depends which part of the body counts, if the foot counts he his onside if not then var is correct, I don't think anybody seems to know these days.

Ok

The villa goal wasnt given because the ref had already blown .
Under the rules when he has blown his decision stands so i understand ,
And dont get me going re the dutch tulips blatant foul in the everton game which every day of the week should have been a red card .
Best centre back in europe my arse .

Arsenal got a good goal disallowed yesterday also

Peter they are in the PL pockets,every game they’ve won this season has had a dodgy decision!!

nothin dodgy about it . it was a clear foul & the decision was right .laughing boy canvassing for support again i see .

played 1 CL game scored 1 goal
edit played 1 CL game scored 2 goals

12 goals up now for the norwegian lump of wood!

so what .

didnt you say he wont score goals? you know as much about football as grimsgaw does golf!

no i did,nt . i said as soon as they work him out he wont get as many .get your facts right kellys dad .

Just got back from the pub then,you need to sort that drinking out you’ve been doing the same for years!!

not touched a drop in 5yrs . get your facts right laughing boy .

played 2 CL games scored 3 goals
scored 13 goals up to now the norwegian lump [:D

Think he's a little bit better than that lump who was on the bench at anfield

Utd fans must be in mourning after City's result tonight..????????????

why is that .

sammy how many goals has ronaldo scored this season?

how many goals has de bruyner scored this season ? .

tut tut never miss a match! should you not be in another country seeing as your a die hard supporter? theres six of you on here yet none one will be there tonight.

this threads about haaland not de bruyne i see your mate grimshaw doesnt post much since he made a prat of himsel

neither will you & it,s a bit rich comming from you who supposedly is a latics fan & less than 5 mls away & never goes to a game .

posting from the ground whoops? is chatty tiger and grim there with you

your certainly arnt as you NEVER go to the tics which is less than 5mls.

if this thread is about haaland then why do YOU keep bringing ronaldo into it ? .

has grealish scored yet . not much return from a £100 million pound buy .

why did you post about leeds winning from fifth but say bugger all when united get in the champions league when their NOT champions??

The champions league in order to make more money, no longer consists of just the champion club from each nation.

A situation which should not be happening, now that there far more nations in Europe compared to how many were in the competition when it only consisted of the Champion Clubs.

Now, as bad as the top six format in Rugby League.

they wer,nt 5th was they & i dont make the rules , do i eggflipperhead or shud it be kellys dad .

played 10 games scored 14 goals

so what flippeerhead .

didnt you and grimshaw say he wouldnt

Why is it that United can no longer recruit an outstanding striker in the mould of Haaland and Kane.

The last one was Rooney in the time of Sir Alex!

Haaland looks to be the perfect striker, seems to have everything that's needed.

His dad would never have let him join united even if they would have been one of the top teams,

United dropping down the league makes it harder to sign the best players , they all want to play champions league.

i never said anything of the sort flipperhead . typical kellys dad reply by trying to cloud the issue .

and another thing he,s scored most of those goals by putting up a high boot & shud,nt have had half of them goals given to him .

whoops have a look at at your 1st post above!! you didnt say anything of the sort did you not?

tiger thank you,you can be alreet when you want to

i said when they work him out he wont score that many . get your facts right kellys dad .

Another Nat Lofthouse, robust and a menace around the six-yard box and can score goals, with both feet and head.

A defender's nightmare!

cant hardly miss from 6yds can he ? .

the bitterness is oozing out of you whoops! let the jealousy go, and if its so easy to score from 6 yards why have ronaldo and 82 million pound man only scored one apiece and one of them was another soft penalty!!!
and when are you going to bollock chatty and tiger as they know a good striker when they see one but you.ll say bugger all as usual

the bitterness oozing from you towards just 1 team is plain to see & why you just dont call yourself kellys dad is mindboggling because we all know who you are ,. why cant you let YOUR jealousy go because the mighty reds have won the CL 3 TIMES ? . you never mention the city players who dont score like laporte, walker,ETC ,but you say bugger all as usual .

paddy did i not tell you it's broady thicker than black smoke you are.and if you have any proof i'm kellys dad post it.

that very statement is all the proof anyone needs . typical kellys dad response .

sammy only mentions one team why do you say nowt paddy? and i thought you said owd codger was this laughing boy? truth is you know nothing!

my names not paddy . we know who you are . and that fire in marsh green has to have a name to it & it,s occupant .and you also forget that fireplace sent me your details jonny rotten .

your using multiple e-mails & we know that too . which will still have just 1 main e-mail which they all go to . fool .

Which came first chicken or eggflip

whos fireplace

you know very well who he is . who are you trying to kid jonny .

?? laughing boy, kellys dad, owd codger, jonny! my head hurts

i,m not suprised , it,s big enough .

Don't think liverpool be challenging this season

Played 8 games scored 12 goals
edit Played 8 games scored 13 goals
edit played 8 games scored 14 goals
Not bad for a Norwegian lump of wood.

Come on Eggbeater ( whoever you are) Three hat tricks in three successive home games in the PL. Never been done before.

but but but broady i was told he wouldnt score goals in the premier league!!

Now who could possibly have said that?

I would be extremely worried about the lack of application by my players if I was Ten Haag.
Very poor show for a Manchester derby.

Luckily I didn’t get to see it. By all accounts very poor.

broady Man City passed it round with hardly any man marking to cope with.
Mind you City scored some good goals.
Haaland is an exceptional finisher.

Utd must have a terrible defence if a piece of wood can score a hat trick against them....

A one season wonder so enjoy while you can you berties .

FROM A LUMP OF NORWEGIAN WOOD TO A ONE SEASON WONDER!! is your mouth big enough to stick both feet in grimy? just think about this!
lowest number of games played to reach 3 hat tricks in the PL
haaland 8
owen 48
van horseface 59
torres 64
cole 65
saurez 71
let that sink in bitter

We will see whatever your calling yourself nowadays .

typical laughing boy post . he,s got that many names he doesnt know wot day it is half the time .

he wont be so prolific in the premier league!

your as forgetful as you were when you were kellys dad . i said when they work him out .

so why did united not work him out after the 1st goal? and why did they let him score two more? how longs foden been playing? why have they not worked him out yet he scored 3 to

we,ll see next season & as far as foden,s concerned he wants to produce that performance for england , or is it a 1 off .

The champions league awaits them more disappointing run and peps had enough

dry your eyes sammy your another idiot!

take no notice sammys & just like his picture the eggshell is broken & there,s nothing inside .

Posted by whups


no i did,nt . i said as soon as they work him out he wont get as many .get your facts right kellys dad .


Are you puddled? EVERY Team knew what he was all about before he even joined city.... So what do you reckon there is to " work out " About him?

who would you have in your team,harland or rashford.
eggbeater is correct harland must be the most feared striker in the pl that i can remember.

every team knew about him in germany & it,s a diffrent proposition in the premier league .if he,s so good then why did,nt dortmond win the champions league . i know this much that if city dont win it this year that pep,s on his way .

and if united dont is ten fags on his way?

no he wont we,ll give him time , just like sir alex & you know wot that means laughing boy .

hell be sacked within 3 years mark my words

we,ll see kellys dad .

edit played 3 champions league games scored 5 goals
19 goals in 11 games for the norwegian lump of wood!

why r u calling him a lump of wood . not very flattering from a failed supporter .

grimy, well are you answering whoopsie or not?

He not only scores goals, but also makes them for other players.

Why did United not sign him?

OC they;d sooner sign casemiro the man they thought would win the title for them will somebody tell me how much he cost again?

there,s only you mention it constantly eggflipper . i,m asking YOU .

sammys if you dont understand its a constant dig at grimy! your thicker than whoopsie

are you peterg in disguise . you are the 1 that mentions it all the time . it wont work kellys dad .

no im you go on deny it i dare you! but then again you will say your not me wont you

i deny i,m a scumbag like you who threatened a stage 4 cancer victim to "give him a good kicking & dance on his grave when he died " .

finally hahahaha you dont know how long i've been waiting to read that! i bet like me laughing boy is howling his head of in laughter now HAHAHAHAHA

HI question for you ( eggbeater) ,
I would in all earnest like to ask why was you being so ignorant when i asked a question on sport which was about my home town team " WIGAN ATHLETIC , my comments were on the line's of we had just had a a good hiding losing 1-5 to Burnley! Then this was your response , "What's that got to do with Haaland """ G. B. Do you wish Wigan had him ""UNQUOTE !
So what is it your trying to say to me ,that i cannot discuss my team ,or any other?? The whole idea of this web-site is for frank and open discussion's and for anyone to talk or discuss anything they want to i took your response as if you only had the right to comment ,yes i have had problem's myself on the site ,but i believe i can hopefully see both side's of the discussion that's i hope this helps in the future , Second ly to ask such an inane question ,," Do i wish Wigan had him"" i will not respond to that one .......GB

GB you can discuss anything you want i merely said this thread was about haaland and as such i would prefare only haaland posts i have enough idiots already derailing it no offence to you intended.

Just read a report in the Daily Mirror that says Harland is on £45m a year. ( £865,000 a week) He should be scoring goals. Of course it could just be paper talk.

broady i get what your saying but how much is ronaldo antony and casemiro on? and their not

Wasn't comparing TBH. Just amazed that football earnings are now so high. I would say the three you mention combined wouldn't be on so much per season.

ronaldo = £ 285,000 .

Exactly. So if all three were on the same salary, and they are not, Harland would be on more than the three combined which is what I said a good while ago.

broady ronaldo is on at least double what black smoke said!! de gea's on at least £375000 a week basic whoopsie said only yje other day he does not bet money of a tory government yet yesterday he was skrikin about his pension the mans a bare faces LIAR!

broady its happening again hahaha they are trying to do to me just like they did with laughing boy bringing admins into it!!! yet in not one of my posts have i said anything BAD!

proof of more lies

your forgeting the 25% wage drop for not being in the champions league laughing boy . get your facts right both you & the canadian clown who,s supposed to be a united fan . i think not after colaborating with you a renowened united hater .

your forgetting that list includes casemiro he was signed after the %25 drop!! so that list is up to DATE

Whups,
What are you rabbiting about again? I said Haaland was on more money than the three players mentioned. I never mentioned individual wages. Now wind your neck in and read the posts properly. By the way that spelling is very poor.

just like yours wideboy .get your facts right laughing boy . just like you did before trawling the internet for united stuff . you,ll be saying your not him again.

youll be saying your not him too wont you laughing boy?

we all know who i am on here but in your case you have multiple names on here but remember this laughing boy all those false e-mail addys will still go back to just 1 e-mail addy .

played 9 games scored 15 goals not bad for a lump of wood eh grimy!

typical laughing boy reply .

Is the actual playing of football any better in the Premiership than in Germany, Italy, Spain etc or is it just the telephone number money being paid to certain foreign players especially from South America, which makes the majority of supporter think so?

Take away the same handful of the richest clubs at the top every season and the rest who make up the required number of twenty are now no different than many in the Championship!

Perhaps time for a salary cap to give all clubs a more equal chance of winning a trophy!

money does not win titles! ask man united supporters

It doesn't win champions leagues, ask, City supporters and whoever kellysdad, neverstill, eggflip or laughing gravy , any name he goes under.

T C .

quite right tiger & if pep doesnt win it this year he never will & on his way at the end of the season .

eyup theyve crawled out i see he wont score many in the PL will he whups?

Will liverpool finish above united that is the question

Roooonaldo hope that lump of wood can break his records mmmm

700 club goals laughing boy . see if haaland can break that record .

has he scored them all for united? i see your posting as sammy again too! we KNOW who you are

has haaland scored all his at city ? .wot you mean is WE ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE & your stupid & ignorant posts prove .

Whups, he has not got the brain to know that, haaland scored his goals in minor leagues, not like Ronaldo in the best of company,
His record only starts now at city.

are you two totally thick??? this thread is about goals he scrored since comimg to the premier league you can smell the bitterness from here tiger how many hatricks has ronaldo scored in the PL? Haalaned has score as many in two week as ronaldo has scored in all his time at united

grow up laughing boy . it,s you that,s thick if you cant see that we ALL know who you are . we can smell your bitterness & 3 hat trick for united & 60 overall . lets see if haaland can do that in his career .

hallands geet 3 in two week

wot about the other 57 .

that just show how hi9ss poor serie A is if he can score 57 hatricks over there why has he only scored 3 here?

and ill ask again are totally thick? bragging about somebody scoring hat tricks for another team BRAINDEAD OR WOT!

700 goals, thats an average of 35 goals a season for 20 years.
Heard a stat today that if Ronaldo never scores a goal again and the giraffe with a pigs head plays until he's 38 he would have to score 43 a season for the next 16 years just to draw level

is this the same ronaldo who you made a thread about along with a little ditty which you now ignore??? and who have you had a wager on? like kellys dad always said your the biggest hypocrite on these boards..

is this the same ronaldo who you made a thread about along with a little ditty which you now ignore??? and who have you had a wager on? like kellys dad always said your the biggest hypocrite on these boards..

wrong again chatty hes scored a 127 goals to date not including international goals! like ive said full of shite you chatty

ronaldos PL goals by year
4
5
9
17
31
18
2 up to now
thats total of 86 if haalands here 7 years i'll bet you a £1000 he batters that long neck only has18 in his 1st 3 seasons!!! the donkey haalands geet 15 in 8 week

maybe that,s because he,s been over there longer laughing boy . in season 2007-08 he scored 42 goals . lets see if haaland breaks that record kellys dad .

make that grand that haaland isnt here in 7yrs laughing boy .

He plays on the left....

500+ plus goals for another team and your crowing! i suppose though any straw near enough to grasp to make you feel better because little city have haaland will do. doesnt he want away though why dont you add real madrids CL wins to uniteds tally as well as thats the only way youll overtake liverpools

Nonsense was Bobby Charlton and Nobby Stiles only considered World Cup winners when they played for England and not Manchester United?
What a wonderful personal achievement.

and again the bias raises its head! your ego wont let you mention any player not associated with united will it, the one thing that helped to change my opinion of you was when you mentioned love island in a comment bloody love island!!! i actually shook my head why anyone would watch such drivel well..somethings are better left unsaid

bias raises it,s head does it & you are the opitomy of that . it,s you that brought ronaldo into this argument in the 1st place . you dont mention the goals haaland scored for dortmund do you . get real laughing boy . we all know who you are .

no i dont mention the goals hes scored for dortmund thats my point this thread is about haaland in the premier league not about some ladyboy scoring 500 goals for another team thanks sammys you knew i was right all along
by the way do you ever get up before 11.30? you lazy bleeder

yes i do but you dont . still claiming your benefits laughing boy . we all know who you are . bought a fire extinguisher yet .

no, who and why would i need a fire extinguisher?

because of that fire hazard flat you live in on marsh green . we all know who you are .

When the giraffe with a pigs head bangs in his 700th goal i'll be the first to congratulate him.
Feel free to post a link where I mentioned Love Island.
I don't recall that strangely enough you can though, I suppose that's what you get when I'm living in there rent free

his writing is extremely similar to kellys dad , laughing boy & neverstill isnt it chatty . we all know who he is.

what have you got against pigs? the comment about love island also mentioned a pig! do pigs live in your head?

whups if you think you know who i am why are you following chatty about asking his opinion on if i type like laughing boy kellys dad neverstill ect ect

No it just happens to be Haalands head

One's a striker for City

The other a pigman off Dr Who

chatty i would never have said you were a vain person but going off your recent comments you must be a brad pitt lookalike! so i will bow down to your superior looks from now on brad now i know why you watch love island my first thought were perhaps hes ogling the bikini clad beauties (not that i watch it btw) but you have to live on mars to no know what its about, but no its not for the women you watch it to compare yourself to the 6 packed adonis's isnt it

you,ve no looks laughing boy because when you were on plenty of fish under the name of jonny rotten no-one was interested in you . you write like kellys dad because YOU ARE KELLYS DAD .

No sign of my Love Island post then

No disrespect but I don't want you thinking about me full stop, after all it was a Gay website you was caught trawling according to
fp

Agree with all the comments re egg flip ,but just a comment on the lies regarding the norwegians transfer fee and wages + add ons .
The berties will never change from being serial liars .
Always have been .
Always will be .
No class .
Big club my arse .

are you denying you posted about love island chatty? oh and sorry about the confusion it was gig you mentioned not pig

thevberties will never change from being serial liars

i fought in the trenches
my best mate is jeremy corbyn
i will get you a meeting witgh jeremy corbyn
my mate flys me to old trafford in his helecopter
my mates part owner of a horse
my mate a well know journalist
the lies just keep coming and coming and coming and coming serial liar indeed

I said I don't recall posting about Love Island and if you posted a link I could see in what context I posted about Love Island, but seeing that you have been unable to post a link I am now starting to think it may well just be another one of your bouts of bullsh#ttery

its on page 3 in billing bikers england thread no bullshittery from me oh and whilst i was looking i found out that you and whups honestly thought owd codger was this laughing boy didnt you

What when where?
Are you posting a link or not?
And how many times do I have to tell you I don't give a toss who you are or how many times you've been slung off and sneaked back on, if you come out with the same rhetoric as the other usernames you will get the same kind of response from me.

you bring posts up from 10 years ago no problem ive pointed you in the right direction it will take you two minutes to find it! on page three in the sports section england v hungary thread by billing biker

Ha ha ha is that it?
No wonder I couldn't remember posting it, where did I mentioned I actually watched it?
More importantly though is your earlier post above:
"the one thing that helped to change my opinion of you"
So go on what did it change from to????
Maybe I shouldn't ask especially after being reminded earlier about you being caught trawling a Gay website back in the day

Strangely enough we are at nottingham races tomorrow to see my pals horse run .
Traveling in his new jaguar .
My journo pal fancies it to run a big race but we are not confident although a place is probable .
.You should come to O T thursday egg flip .
Coffee in the Lowry pre match .

yes chatty i forgot it was a gay website .

how would anyone even know owens daughter was on love island? i know you watch it and you know you watch it! and which bastion of honesty told you this laughing boy trawled gay websites? now if you think laughing boy or i'm gay post the proof please dont spread unfounded rumours just because you dont like a person
oh and about changing my opinion of you i did think you had a modicum of intelligence unitl you mentioned love island as that panders only to the brain dead masses but who am i to say what you should be watching.
another edit i read laughing boy asked this question numerous times but sadly no answer was forthcoming so i will ask it this time i wonder what response if any will come laughing boy asked if he was on a gay website whether he was or wasnt i know not and before you ask eggbeater is definitely not gay btw, what was mr bastion of honesty doing on a gay website to so called see this laughing boy? and when i was researching laughing boys posts i found he openly admitted to being on plenty of fish and as far as i know its not a gay only site!! so like i said if you have proof to prove otherwise the floor is yours.

Eh up a "War and Peace" reply nerve been touched then

It was all over my newspaper that Owen's daughter was on Love Island, I never watched a second of it.
But either way you stick to thinking I watch Love Island and I'll stick to believing you trawl Gay websites

PS. Who's the "mr bastion of honesty" you mention?
It can't be the same chap whos name you'd denied even knowing about 5 (five) days ago on here is it???

Liars always trip themselves up eventually

Grimshaw

You are like tonker when it comes to bragging!

Excuse me but………is this man who claims to have coached top rank players then when questioned STFU?

You are a reet rum lad thee Todger.

read the post again i said the bastion of truth said laughing boy was gay not not me!!! and i dont know wgho he is,again close but no ceegar so no proof im gay then yet you were skrikin for me to show you the love island post!!! and why did you read about someone going on love island?? your not interested!! yeah right you never miss a episode like you say liars always trip themselves up! remember this? "i never make a claim on these boards without posting proof" well over to you Billy

stardelta

Never said that I had coached top class players, only young lads in youth teams I ran who went on to play at professional and semi-professional football level.

What have you have done in life apart from act like child, be ignorant/sarcastic and stalk other people better than you will ever be.

Not stalking anyone Todge. However I need to point out that if you are going to make comments in forums people are more than likely going to reply to them.

It’s a simple enough concept but sadly also one that appears to be lost on you, and indeed several others!

My point is why would you refer to someone you "don't know" and "never heard of" as the bastion of anything?
You wouldn't have the faintest idea of him to even hazard a guess about putting a label on him?
Keep digging (you've nearly reached down under)

[iI never make a claim on these boards without posting proof

Yip quite correct I posted that about 5 years ago, for someone who has been a member on here for a couple of months you haven't half been doing some scrolling back and making notes
So more bullpoo

And how the hell i'm I supposed to "prove" a negative (something I HAVEN'T done)

he doesnt need to research laughing boy because HE IS LAUGHING BOY .

He's been caught lying through his back teeth again whups.
He comes on and ask folk to "prove" things, yet he proves it himself nearly everytime he posts.

you are the liar if you cant prove im gay why sayn it or are you pandering to the other fools on here? how about pulling lying grimshaw up if laughing boy adda said he fought in the trenches or corbyns best mate you would still be demanding proof to this day and you know it but its because laughing boy never suck holed to you that you treated him so much different

typical laughing boy reply . we all know who you are & after that comment you put on the sir bobby blog we dont need anymore proof .

you are the liar if you cant prove im gay why sayn it ..

I was just referring to a post where fp (someone you've "never heard of" ) was claiming laughing gravy ( someone you claim you're not ) was on a gay website!

So why concern yourself with someone you've "never heard of" claiming someone "you're not" was on a gay website?

Good ole fp it looks like he's still haunting you from the other side

selective with your answers again! tell you what forget it.i will continue to say anything negative i want about united and its player or anything else for that matter so you and whoopsie can skrike as much as you want! i bid you good day

Game Set and Match

not saying owt about neville working for the arabs then?

neville can work for who he wants . you lack brains you would know he finished playing for united years ago . laughing boy .

wife beater best finished playing forunited 50 years ago but dont you keep banging onnabowt him? so whats the difference brain dead? lets see whay you say after 11 am when you finally get up!!! lazy boy note time of this post

there you go again typical kellys dad reply . you cant call anyone as you,ve been claiming benefits for 30yrs & there,s only one 3 o,clock for you in a day .

THERS ONLY ONE 11 SOMETIMES ONLY ONE 12 IN YOUR DAY

in your dreams kellys dad .

Broady:
When you wrote about HAALAND being on £45 million pounds a year ,was that a misprint ? OR £ 865,000 per week ?? my reason's for enquiring about these figure's are that if anyone recalls Man City reportedly stated in the press that they would NEVER , ever pay a player so much as to what amounts to some £865 thousand's per week ! I DON'T think Lionel Messi commanded such a huge pay-packet. We all know that City are owned by a country gent , but i believe even they would draw a line to that kind of a wage structure , If you take Ronaldo's wage ,it pale's into insignificance ,having said all this i do have to say i have not seen these figures anywhere , so i await proof . G.B.

GB,
It wasn’t a misprint and I have seen it repeated quite a few times since.

It would be cheaper to buy Uefa lock stock and barrel and award themselves the European Cup.

are you apologising for being one of 3 scumbags to bully and hound a 70 year old bloke chatty? you can keep ignoring me but im going nowhere! yet you had the cheek to have a go at me you hounded STU to his grave also

Its a free choice to believe what you want to believe re the wages of the norwegian who plays for the other team but if anyone believes a single word that emits from the council house you will no doubt believe the moon is made of green cheese.

worth twice as much you lot believe there was a full house at the scrapyard last neet

GB,
This is one of many articles I have read. As for believing anything/ everything regarding City I believe as much as I do from releases regarding United. Of course I don't have the same contacts in the newspaper industry as others on here seemingly have.


According to an exclusive report from Mike Keegan of the Daily Mail, Erling Haaland is earning 'close to' £900,000 per week at Manchester City. As highlighted by the report, such a pay package makes the Norway international 'by far' the highest-paid player in England. But how does the 22 year-old get to such a figure?

Broadly I would gladly pay 900,000 for a prolific goalscorer that would win you titles before I'd pay 525,000 for a has been who does not want to play for you and cannot score against a team of waiters ..

My new provider only gives me PL games so not seen any midweek games. A 7am start to watch United win on Sunday then a bit of brekkie and settle down to watch Liverpool and City. Hopefully two good games.