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Started by: tomplum (12354) 

I'm looking for skilled tossers to train , entry level tossers for an upcoming event in a fortnights time, You will need a white hat, a pinney and a frying pan, All applicants will need to be free of allergies to Lemons, sugar and heat So, If ya can't stand the heat, keep out of the kitchen is our by word,

C;mon you tossers and wannabe tossers time is running out

Started: 17th Feb 2022 at 22:24

Posted by: tonker (27835) 

My wife says I'm a tosspot. Will I do?

Replied: 17th Feb 2022 at 22:59

Posted by: First Mate (2324)

Started by: tomplum (8448) View tomplum's page

I'm looking for skilled tossers to train , entry level tossers for an upcoming event in a fortnights time, You will need a white hat, a pinney and a frying pan, All applicants will need to be free of allergies to Lemons, sugar and heat So, If ya can't stand the heat, keep out of the kitchen is our by word,

C;mon you tossers and wannabe tossers time is running out


A masterclass tomplum? a class taught by someone who has an expert knowledge or skill.

Replied: 18th Feb 2022 at 00:34

Posted by: broady (inactive)

Tom,
Some outstanding candidates spring to mind.

Replied: 18th Feb 2022 at 07:49

Posted by: basil brush (19583)

A masterclass tomplum? a class taught by someone who has an expert knowledge or skill.

or maybe someone who is just out to cause trouble.

Replied: 18th Feb 2022 at 08:29

Posted by: Platty (2107)

Plummy: Day after is the start of Lent. Are you giving tossers up for Lent or anything else?

Replied: 18th Feb 2022 at 08:48

Posted by: broady (inactive)

Platty,
The question is “ will the tossers give him up for Lent?” Maybe they can’t.

Replied: 18th Feb 2022 at 08:53

Posted by: tomplum (12354) 

Yes Lastmate, You have been successful in your application for the job as Master tutor and you mate Baz will be your assistant, All PPE is supplied, Report to Kitchen @
Flat A sthey come
BatterMix Cl
Tossingshire
Berks
W1G 4N6

Replied: 18th Feb 2022 at 09:05

Posted by: basil brush (19583)

Will I need one of these, or can I use yours

Replied: 18th Feb 2022 at 09:26

Posted by: tomplum (12354) 

They are not allowed, you toss out of the pan allowing the pancake to make 1 full flip 360 degrees , no pike of twists and re catch it to turn it brown evenly, you are a tosser not a stirrer,

Replied: 18th Feb 2022 at 09:57

Posted by: Platty (2107)

broady: What are you doing here? You said you were going away for a while, was that a prison term, and we won't be hearing from you. Why aren't you at home shovelling snow off your front door?

Replied: 18th Feb 2022 at 10:04

Posted by: nanajacqui (4319) 

Because he's in Tenerife having a wonderful holiday

Replied: 18th Feb 2022 at 10:09

Posted by: Platty (2107)

Shovelling sun.

Is he with you nj or do share the timeshare?

Replied: 18th Feb 2022 at 10:15

Posted by: nanajacqui (4319) 

We don't have a timeshare & I'm at home

Replied: 18th Feb 2022 at 10:18

Posted by: tomplum (12354) 

here's Bazil in the Mount, notice how Alert he is as he prepares a tossing lesson,

Replied: 18th Feb 2022 at 10:24

Posted by: peter g (3509) 

Sounds like that Callaghan bloke that runs the pie competition He has a white hat , pinney and he's a tosser If there'a telly camera there he will be there

Replied: 18th Feb 2022 at 10:48

Posted by: basil brush (19583)

he looks like he's eaten all the pies, that Mon.

Replied: 18th Feb 2022 at 11:04

Posted by: basil brush (19583)

I wonder if there are some tossers ont uther site?

Replied: 18th Feb 2022 at 12:23

Posted by: broady (inactive)

Platty,
Just sat in Manchester Airport awaiting a flight having had a week in sunny Wiggin. Off for seven weeks R & R.

Replied: 18th Feb 2022 at 12:36

Posted by: nanajacqui (4319) 

Safe journey Bill I thought you were already there

Replied: 18th Feb 2022 at 12:57

Posted by: Platty (2107)

Broady: just been watching footage of an Easyjet from Bordeaux trying to land at Heathrow, had to give up and went back after 3 hours. Hope you don't have to wait too long, nothing worse than waiting in airports and I find Manchester Airport absolutely filthy, hate it.
So I wish you a safe journey and enjoy the sun.

Replied: 18th Feb 2022 at 13:06

Posted by: broady (inactive)

Cheers Platty. Only a 30 minute delay. Arrived just before half time to see Wigan best Leeds. ????????????

Replied: 18th Feb 2022 at 22:55

Posted by: Billinge Biker (2383) 

Tony C is OK Peter G.. If it wasn't for him there would be a lot less boozers in the Borough.

Replied: 19th Feb 2022 at 12:25

Posted by: Owd Codger (3016)

If the Council had not allowed as many late night clubs and bars, they might still have many more pubs and a more vibrant pub scene like Chorley have in and around their town centre due to having no late nightclubs.

Some of the few pubs remaining in and around Wigan town centre are only there, thanks to Tony Callaghan.

If anyone wants to talk about tossers, look no further than some of the Councillors who have ruined Wigan with many of their decisions regarding the town centre.

Replied: 20th Feb 2022 at 06:47

Posted by: basil brush (19583)

he wants to get to the 15 in pem and get it cleaned, no wonder fewer people are going in.

Replied: 20th Feb 2022 at 10:43

Posted by: ena malcup (4151) 

With all else that we have imported from the good ol US of A, I am always a little surprised that we have not imported a good ol New Orleans type Mardi Gras festival/parade.

PS For Lent, I am considering giving up spending time on the internet.

So, ifn you do not hear from me for a while, it'll be because I am succeeding.

Replied: 20th Feb 2022 at 20:42

Posted by: basil brush (19583)

were the biggest/best tossers ever found?

Replied: 10th Mar 2022 at 19:17

Posted by: TerryW (inactive)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Apparently so.

Replied: 10th Mar 2022 at 19:58

Posted by: Platty (2107)

Terry:

Replied: 10th Mar 2022 at 20:00

Posted by: TerryW (inactive)

I make myself laugh at times.

Replied: 11th Mar 2022 at 09:42

 

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