| Izziterzerizziteez? |
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| Does it belong to her or does it belong to him? |
| Ah wur fair clemm't |
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| I was rather hungry |
| Gerreminagen! |
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| Landlord, please replenish our glasses! |
| Ee's peed aw is munny up waw |
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| He has spent all his money on beer |
| Sawreetferthee |
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| It is all right for you. |
| Eezertizzond |
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| He has hurt his hand. |
| Astbrowtitwithi? |
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| Have you brought it with you? |
| Izyedzawshapes |
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| He has a lumpy cranium. |
| Avaddabuttifermitay |
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| I have had a sandwich for my tea. |
| Art breighkin um in fer an 'orse |
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| Reference to large teeth. |
| Gulladowdlad! |
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| Well done, sir! |
| Wivgettengutspleep |
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| We have to go to sleep. |
| Aberragerralorravum |
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| I bet I get a lot of them. |
| Weeaffertguffertbuzz |
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| We must go now, our bus is due. |
| Astbinmenbin? |
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| Have the refuse collectors called yet? |
| Eeeyafflaff |
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| You have to laugh, don't you? |
| Izmiatonreet? |
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| Is my hat straight? |
| Izeeonneeturn? |
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| Is he working the night shift? |
| Narthenwoartdoin |
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| Now then - what are you doing. |
| Willy Eckerslike |
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| He will not. |
| Azzyettenworrizgetten? |
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| Has he eaten what he's got? |
| Art suppin bowt? |
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| Is your glass empty? |
| Eezgoowinwom |
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| He is going home. |
| Eenose nowt abartit |
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| He knows nothing about it. |
| Thar intit |
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| That isn't it. |
| Geeuzakisswillta? |
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| Would you give me a kiss? |
| Fotchmi a cheer |
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| Bring me a chair. |
| Avennyofyerennyonyer? |
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| Have any of you any on you? (of matches, money...) |
| Art cooertin? |
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| Are you seeing a member of the opposite sex? |
| Eegettenrunnoar |
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| He was hit by a vehicle. |
And thanks to Jim Farrell for this one
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| Cont porr a ba agin a wa, yed it with thee yed and brast it? |
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| Can you kick a ball against a wall, head it with your head and burst it? |
Thanks to Nik for sending in three more...
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| As mi grammer yewst fert say |
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| As my grandma used to say |
| Ast ad thi tay er dust wantsum? |
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| Have you had your tea or do you want some? |
| Tha mornt gerront buzz bart payin, tha mon gerra tikit an sit thi darn |
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| You musn’t get on the bus without paying, you must get a ticket and sit down |
Thanks to John Harris for these three...
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| Gud lad 'er |
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| She's done well |
| Cont 'ear mi? |
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| Can you hear me? |
| Art treydin 'neet? |
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| Will you be courting a girl tonight? |
Thanks to Neil Baxter for these funnies...
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| Bythekrystammaolteer! |
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| By the Christ I'm mault here! (under pressure) |
| Ifthadunntztopskrykinthallgerranuthurcrakinaminit! |
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| If you don't stop crying, you will get another smack in a minute |
| Wotswantfurtteeyafowertchippijuts? |
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| What do you want for tea, before the chippy shuts |
| Artkouwdcuzaconolluspurranuthurbarontfeyerthanuz? |
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| Are you cold because I can always put another bar on the fire for you |
| Woweegoowintdoonare? |
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| What are we going to do now? |
| Thaleskrappinereburritscheyp! |
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| Ale's not so good in here but it's cheap |
| Thakuntkatchklappinnabrothulthee! |
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| You couldn't catch clap in a brothel |
| Biyeckurzabonniyunintur? |
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| She's bonny, isn't she? |
| Contnotsyambizzyfurtminit! |
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| Can't you see, I am busy for the minute |
| Ambarntgoowonclubwimibak! |
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| I'm bound to go on the club with my back |
| Itfevversweelineer! |
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| It favours well in here |
| Thawanntunayrkutamfershemtbisinwithi! |
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| You need a haircut, I am ashamed to be seen with you |
| Idwerryanesturatsthatmun! |
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| He'd eat a nest of rats, that man! |
| Chipsunpeywetalavunaskfersumskratchinsalbeebutrintbred |
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| I'll have Chips and pea wet and ask for scratchins. I'll be buttering the bread |
| Alsithyafturttararfunar |
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| I'll see you later, bye for now |
| Purranatonifthargoowinartcuzitscouyd |
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| Put a hat on if you're going out because it is cold |
Thanks to Alan Prior for...
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| amoniontheinthe |
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| how many of you are there |
| akepgooinmazi |
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| I keep going dizzy |
