Joined: 07 Jul 2009
|Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2014 1:53 pm Post subject: Seems that Pies R Not Us, joke wise that is.
|I would have thought that a lot more pie jokes would be around to tell, if you know any more then lets hear them.
Teacher in maths lesson: Says Pi R Square.
Mick replies: Nay, Pies are round, cakes are square.
How do Wigan babies get to sleep?
With a Lullapie.
Fred to doctor: I'm now eating a balanced diet.
Doctor: What's that then.
Fred: I now have a pie in each hand before eating them.
Never heard of this song before, printed in the Telegraph 1999.
Wigan's last season at their famous old Central Park ground, some away fans sang the following, to the tune of "London Bridge is falling down"
Central Park is falling down, falling down, falling down
Central Park is falling down, poor old Wigan
Build it up with pie and peas, pie and peas, pie and peas
Build it up with pie and peas, poor old Wigan.