Handbags   (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)

Deliberately unhelpful phonetic alphabet:

A for Aeon
Before C
C for Chopin
D for Dee
E forest
F for for
G for gee gee
H as has has
I for I
J for Jay
K for Kay
L for Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
M for Mnemonic
N for Nyugati
O for the wings of a dove
P for Physician
Q for the bus
R for Rare
S for Show
T for Two
U for Uyghur
V for Vie
W for Wroxeter
X for Xerox
Y for Ypres
Z for Zwitterion