Handbags   (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)

Sometimes, customer service departments and suchlike are, shall we say, less than helpful.

When they are, I can be also unhelpful.

Feigning to have no knowledge of the IPA, when they ask for serial numbers and such like, there are some belters to throw at them:

A for Aesthetic
T for Two
P for Physician
X for xenon

And my favourite of all:

L for llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch!