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Dave's Funniest Joke Of The Fringe 2022 winner is Masai Graham.

I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn't get Pasta
- Masai Graham

The rest of the top 10:
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Did you know, if you get pregnant in the Amazon, it's next day delivery
- Mark Simmons

My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock
- Olaf Falafel

By my age, my parents had a house and a family, and to be fair to me, so do I, but it is the same house and it is the same family
- Hannah Fairweather

I hate funerals - I'm not a mourning person
- Will Mars

I spent the whole morning building a time machine, so that's four hours of my life that I'm definitely getting back
- Olaf Falafel

I sent a food parcel to my first wife. FedEx
- Richard Pulsford

Tim Vine
I used to live hand to mouth. Do you know what changed my life? Cutlery
- Tim Vine

Don't knock threesomes. Having a threesome is like hiring an intern to do all the jobs you hate
- Sophie Duker

I can't even be bothered to be apathetic these days
- Will Duggan