Sports   (Talk about balls here.)

....being outside the Dolphin at Kings X Half ten saturday mornin' and an owd St Judes lad opening a Morrison's bag full of black puddings , mustard , platic paltes and forks.. was like a plague o' locusts movin' in ...

top of the same Street, same time, a buch of Yorkshire lads playin pitch and toss outstde Mabel's Tavern

Pigeons overhead ... only the whippets missin' to complete the living sterotype

Goin' to the bookies and backin' Longy for the Lance Todd ( again!!).. all the same mornin.