Sports   (Talk about balls here.)

it gets on my bloody nerves Tennis,put the Telly on first thing ,the Weather forecast comes from bloody Wimbledon ,and it's always cracking the bloody flags, and then that bloody aggravating female sports presenter is there with the weather woman ,and she's always bloody smiling ,and telling us all about the tennis, never mind any other bloody sport ,it's like that's all there is ,and how is someone with a name like Johanna Konta even English ,and Andy bloody Murray is a bloody Scotsman who wants every Football team no matter what Nationality to beat England ,so I hope they both get beat in the next Round and it bloody pisses down the rest of the week