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Charles sat in the barber's chair, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine..."

The barber began to lather his face, while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful real breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.



Chuck said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."

She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that."

The man said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."

She said, "You tell him; you're closer.