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My eyes lit up when I looked at that sight, Dostaf.

Beware - *cornea jokes may follow - of course, it is possible these won't cause big belly laughs..

(*Medical terms related to the cornea often start with the prefix "kerat-")

The people who made www.carrotmuseum.co.uk are not short of a carrot in their five-a-day. A grate bunch!

Sirens and whistles?!
Flutenveg are even more bananas!

A Carrot Clarinet or Carrotinet.

(A bit boring at first / wholly grewsome to carrot lovers.)

Carrots help eyes to see in the dark.
And it helps ears to hear if you hark!

Quotations:
Will Rogers (1879-1935) "An onion can make people cry but there has never been a vegetable to make people laugh"
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Roger McGough has twice won the Signal Poetry Award: first in 1984 with Sky in the Pie, then again in 1999 for Bad, Bad Cats.

I don't think he is a bad bad bard though. His poem is playful and publicity for the Cats Protection (League) charity.

"A trickster you can trust" seems true to me.