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'Ow 'do, Dostaf.

Plenty of people are going back to their roots these days.
(Brassically turnips are best when brassic.)

(Some say nothing beats beets for butties.)

"E: Baldrick, I've always been meaning to ask: Do you have any ambitions in life apart from the acquisition of turnips?
B: Er, no.
E: So what would you do if I gave you a thousand pounds?
B: I'd get a little turnip of my own.
E: So what would you do if I gave you a million pounds?
B: Oh, that's different. I'd get a great big turnip in the country."

Script - just before halfway through.