General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Our father, who are in prison,
Mother knows not his name.
Thy chavdom come, Thy shoplifting be done, in jjb sports as it is in poundland.
Give us this day our welfare bread,
And forgive us our asbos as we happy slap those who gave evidence against us.
And lead us not into employment
But deliver us free housing.
For thine is the chavdom
The Burberry and blackberry.
For ever and ever.
Innit