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It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get
in, but they haven't got tickets

The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under his
arm and walks to the gate

"McTavish, Scotland" he says "Discus" and in he
walks

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings
it over his shoulder

"Waddington-Smythe, England" he says, "Pole vault" and
in he walks

The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed wire
and tucks it under his arm

"O'Malley, Ireland" he says "Fencing"