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Started by: cordyline (5350)
As the coffin was being lowered into the hearse at a traffic warden's funeral, a voice from inside screams
"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"
The undertaker smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters "Too late pal, the paperwork's already done"
Replied: 16th May 2012 at 16:09