General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

A Wiganer goes into the same Chinese chippy as the bin mon, orders mushroom fraaaaied raaaaice, then gets talking to the owner of the shop.
The Chinaman asks him, "Wha' you do for rivving" ?
The Wiganer says, "errrr., you mean, what do I do for a living? I'm a comedian, raaaaight"
Chinaman says, "ahhhhhh!, ok, you change colour for me"?
Wiganer thought for a bit, then says, "oh., ney, ney, I'm not a Chameleon, I'm a comedian"
So the Chinaman says, "ahhhhhh!, ok, you tell me joke, make me raff"?
Wiganer says, "raaaaight, you want me to tell you a joke and make you laugh"?
Then, just at that moment, the Wiganer notices the Chinaman's wok had caught fire so he points and shouts, "wok"! wok"!
And the Chinaman smiles and says, "ok, who der"?