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Bentlegs a joke especially for you.

Three spinster farmer’s daughters who’d led a sheltered life decided to go to the farmer’s summer ball. Unfortunately all three had large feet and had never bought ladies evening shoes. Anyway they venture into town and head for the shoe shop. Alice at size 10 was easily fixed up with a new pair of shoes, Carol at size 12 was a struggle but a pair was eventually found. Fanny was out of luck at size 13.
The ladies decided that Alice and Carol would go to the ball and Fanny would stay at home.
At the ball the two sisters hit it off with two bachelor farmers who they invited to walk them home.
It was a balmy summer evening as they walked home with the ladies in front and the two farmers walking behind.
One of the farmers remarked ‘you two ladies have big feet’. The response was ‘ wait until you see our Fannys’