General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

So anyroad up, This Asian bloke goes to the customer help desk in Asda and says, " I want to bring this toilet paper back and get a full refund, " Ok sir, says the help desk assistant,
" We've never had a complaint before What shall I write on the form for the reason "
The Asians says, " Write, Its John Wayne Toilet paper, Its rough and tough and don't take no Sh1t from Injuns "