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Started by: cordyline (5350)
An elderly, but hardy cattle farmer from Devon once told a young female neighbour that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her breakfast each morning.
She did this religiously; and lived to the ripe old age of 103.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren, five great-great-grandchildren
and a 40 foot crater where the crematorium used to be.
Replied: 15th Feb 2020 at 22:31