General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him
"How do you determine whether or not an older
person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well" he said "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to
the person to empty the bathtub"

"Oh, I understand" I said "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger
than the spoon or the teacup"

"No" he said "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"