General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Hurt my arm this morning and had to go to hospital for an x-ray

As I was sitting waiting to be seen, the lad next to me says" Fair fae yer honest sonsieface! Great chieftain o' the puddin race!!"

I was like, eh?!?!.

I turned my head round to the the lady sat on my other side, she said "Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie!"

I said to the doctor walking past "here mate is this the psychiatric ward?"

He replied .......
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"no --- this is the Burns unit"