General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

A bloke with one arm went in the Barbers, he said a shave please, the barber cut his ear, his chin and both sides of his face, the barber said have you been in hear before, the chap said no i lost my arm in the first word war.

Chap went in a she shop, a pair of size nines please, He said they are too tight,he said pull the tounge out, he said Der till oo jght.