General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

I was out fishing yesterday when I heard a soft voice saying
"Kiss me, then I will turn into your faithful mistress"

I looked down and saw a little frog " I said "Was that you speaking"?
The little frog said "Yes, kiss me and I will turn into your faithful mistress"

So I picked the little frog up and placed it in an empty bait box.
When I got home, the missus was out, so I opened the bait box and the little frog said
"Are you going to kiss me now so I can turn into your faithful mistress"?

I said
"Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog"