General (General discussion, talk about anything.)
Ralph and Doris were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Doris promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse became aware of this heroic act she immediately ordered Doris to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Doris the news she said, "Doris, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead"
Doris replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry"
Replied: 11th Dec 2018 at 11:04