General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Jesus is walking through the streets of Jerusalem, he gets into the main square where a crowd have gathered to stone an adulteress to death ….

Before the stoning starts Jesus quickly stands between the mob and the woman, arms spread wide he says

"They whom are without sin cast the first stone"

Suddenly a huge rock comes flying out the crowd and hits the woman right between eyes, blood spurting everywhere

Jesus says to the woman who threw it

"You can be a right smug pain in the bum sometimes Mother"