General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Lisa: I check the guestbook on a regular basis. There have been no postings by Custard on there. Not one.

I put it to you, that, when Custard returned, YOU, for some unnknown reason, took offence to what had been posted, and, thinking that it was me...(though how the hell could I have access to her phone is beyond me) pressed the yellow button.

What followed was a series of unfortnunate events leading to Custard being thrown off and then returning...Nothing to do with me may I add.

History? I really don't what you are inferring there, but I'd be very careful with your reply.