General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.

He put a sign up outside that said:

"Dr. Geezer's Clinic. Get your treatment for £500, if not cured, get back £1,000"

Doctor "Young" who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get £1,000.
So he went to Dr. Geezer's Clinic.

Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me??"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth"

Dr Young: Aaagh!! -- "This is Petrol!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be £500.
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth"
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Petrol!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be £500"

Dr. Young (after having lost £1,000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, "Here's your £1,000 back." (giving him a £10 Note)

Dr. Young: "But this is only £10!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be £500"