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Started by: cordyline (5350) 

A queue waiting for a job on a building site.
The foreman at the desk shouts 'Next!' A man steps forwards.
'Name!' asks the foreman.

'Marks N Spencer' says the man.
'I've got no time for clowns' says the foreman. 'Clear off. Next!'

The next in line steps forward.
'Name!' again asks the foreman.
'W H Smith' says the man.
'I told you, no clowns! Next!'

Next in the queue steps forwards.
'Name!'
'T J Hughes!'
'I haven't got time for all this nonsense!! Next!!!'
Next man steps forwards.
'Name!'
'Ken' says the man.
'Ah, that's better' says the foreman. 'Someone serious at last. What's your surname?'


And the man says 'Tuckyfriedchicken!'

Replied: 17th Apr 2018 at 17:50

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