General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

A frog goes to a fortune teller to find out if he will ever be lucky in love.

The fortune teller reads his palm and tells the frog “I have good news and I have bad news. Which would you like to hear first?”

The frog asks for the good news first

The fortune teller says, “You are going to meet the most *beautiful* girl - who will be be very interested in you and will want to know all about you”

“Great” says the frog “What’s the bad news?”


“....you’re going to meet her in a biology lecture....”