General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the
noise and called out:

Are you okay, what's your name?"

"It’s Phil and I'm Okay thanks," I replied.

"Phil , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later"


"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife would like it"

"Oh,come on"
Elizabeth insisted.


She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive . . . I was weak.


"Well okay," I finally agreed, and added "but my wife won't like it"


After a few restorative brandys, and some creative putting lessons, I thanked my host: "I feel a lot better now, but I
know my wife is going to be really upset"


"Don't be silly!"
Elizabeth said with a smile: "She won't know anything. By the way, where is
she?"






"Under the cart...." I said