General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

A hunter shoots himself in the genitals with his shotgun. A few hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he's approached by a doctor.
"The good news is you're gonna be ok. The bad news is there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage to your penis so I'm gonna have to refer you to my sister.
"Is she a plastic surgeon?" asks the hunter.
"No." says the doctor,
"She's a flute player. She'll teach you where to put your fingers so you don't wee in your face