General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

A couple were Christmas shopping

The shopping centre was packed; as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen

She was quite upset because they had a lot to do and hence, she became so worried that she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was

In a quiet voice he said "Do you remember the jewellers we went into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry and said "Yes, I do remember that shop"

He replied, "Well, I'm in the pub next door"