General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

This morning I answered a knock at the door. There was a policeman standing there, holding a photograph in his hand.

He said: Excuse me, Sir...is this a photograph of your wife?

I looked at it and replied: Yes, Officer...tell me...is anything wrong?

I was beginning to get a bit worried.

He went on: I'm sorry, Sir...but it appears that your wife has been hit by a bus.


Slowly, I lifted my head up, then said:

I know, officer...But she's a great cook, and AWESOME with the kids!