General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

You've probably heard these already:




An Irishman walks out of a bar.


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My mum ran off with the milkman when I was eight years old.

Watching them drive away on his float were the worst three hours of my life.

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Paddy and Mick are walking down a street in Belfast when they happen to find two bombs which had been previously hidden by the IRA.

Paddy: Well now, Mick, look at these....two bombs, to be sure.

Mick: So they are Paddy, to be sure, to be sure.

Paddy: Well then, what shall we do with them do you think?

Mick: Well, Paddy, I think we should take them down to the police station and explain it just like it happened, that we found these two bombs, to be sure.

Paddy: Right, that's what we'll do then.........but.......what if one of them suddenly explodes on the way?

Mick: Then we'll tell them we only found one.