Lost
Lost mi handbag Rbilly, can you lend me one?LOL:
Started: 29th Apr 2011 at 12:48
'The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.'
As seen on TV
Replied: 29th Apr 2011 at 14:27
hey dave....the lurch flushed a rhode island red outa some bushes in borsdane wood this morn????ya aint lost one agin have ye???
Replied: 29th Apr 2011 at 14:48
wot colour do you want bent legs ..red and green with a finny addy border
Replied: 29th Apr 2011 at 19:15
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"
The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't"
The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"
The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords"
Replied: 29th Apr 2011 at 22:23
Replied: 30th Apr 2011 at 15:01
My mom sews and sells handbags.
Replied: 16th May 2011 at 18:04
trust you dustaf...
Replied: 16th May 2011 at 23:43
eh bah gum thar a rum lot.
Replied: 20th May 2011 at 10:26
Brgians to be had on ebay , bags galore
Replied: 21st May 2011 at 12:02
Plenty bags in sintelens, 3p a foot,
Replied: 11th Jul 2011 at 20:17