Lost

Lost mi handbag Rbilly, can you lend me one?LOL:

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As seen on TV

hey dave....the lurch flushed a rhode island red outa some bushes in borsdane wood this morn????ya aint lost one agin have ye???

wot colour do you want bent legs ..red and green with a finny addy border

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"

The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't"

The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords"

I don't get it

My mom sews and sells handbags.

trust you dustaf...

eh bah gum thar a rum lot.

Brgians to be had on ebay , bags galore

Plenty bags in sintelens, 3p a foot,