Kilts
If a true Scotsman wears nothing under his kilt, what does a true ScotsWOMAN wear? C'mon, whats sauce for the goose etc.
Started: 4th Dec 2010 at 16:00
Good point, littlemickey, I shall enjoy researching this 'un.
I'll report back in due course...black eye's and all.
Replied: 4th Dec 2010 at 17:42
Replied: 4th Dec 2010 at 18:08
should get some good replies from this subject
Replied: 4th Dec 2010 at 19:29
well she already got a natural sporran,so i recon
she will need a chastity belt with legs like that.
Replied: 4th Dec 2010 at 22:14
A merkin
Replied: 5th Dec 2010 at 01:42
A true Scotsman doesnt wear anything , how do I know ? went out with a true scotsman years ago , Lord he was handsome he was in the Highlander,s Black Watch Regiment ah memories , but nothing happened ,I just know he didnt
Replied: 5th Dec 2010 at 11:08
"but nothing happened"
You'll tell us 'owt Elizabeth..
Replied: 5th Dec 2010 at 11:39
Carte sorry nothing did in those days , but just close enough to know ha ha , not like to day
Replied: 5th Dec 2010 at 12:13
There is a joke about that situation Elizabeth and it's coddys odds Art knows it...
Replied: 5th Dec 2010 at 16:11
This Elizabeth was close too!
Replied: 5th Dec 2010 at 19:44
Last edited by joseph 1: 5th Dec 2010 at 19:46:22
Joe, I think that photo proves it beyond all doubt....end of thread..
Replied: 5th Dec 2010 at 21:00
ha ha he looks like he is having a ball
Replied: 5th Dec 2010 at 22:43
Ann-spam..what did our ex-boss call people he did'nt like.
Replied: 6th Dec 2010 at 14:54
I think the Scottish Regiments are trained on 'cock a leekie' and tatties.
Replied: 9th Dec 2010 at 19:20
Mojim just refresh my mind what did he use to call them ..
Replied: 9th Dec 2010 at 19:27
D.......s. thinking of the above photo...Cliff said "put the word on" but I'd sooner not.go on...see if you can guess then I don't have to say it.
Replied: 9th Dec 2010 at 19:32
I can just imagine the Queen saying "no thanks i'll smoke my own",
Replied: 9th Dec 2010 at 21:40
She wears a Mary hinge.
Replied: 7th Feb 2011 at 14:41
Mojim was it dip stick if not let cliff type the word ..
Replied: 7th Feb 2011 at 16:13
No Ann...our boss used to call everybody a d-c-h-a-,do you get it now.
Replied: 8th Feb 2011 at 14:15
thats a funny place to have one MOJIM
Replied: 8th Feb 2011 at 17:54
Shouldn't he be standing to attention when so near the Queen.
Replied: 9th Feb 2011 at 04:59
OHER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replied: 9th Feb 2011 at 19:23
MOJIM sorry im late with this reply im still not understanding what it means doh ..
Replied: 10th Mar 2011 at 19:21
ann i think she means phalic shaped head or penis head or that bit that hangs between his legs lol
Replied: 10th Mar 2011 at 22:31
There you go Ann...rbilly's got more guts than me...do you remember him saying it now.
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