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Started by: billy (26053) 

stop press....we have to stop calling "fish fingers", "fish fingers", cos fish dont have fingers???
also, the welsh sausage makers have to stop calling their sausages, "dragon sausages, cos they dont contain dragon meat????
i tell ya bros,we are well on the way to h**l in a basket.

Started: 21st Nov 2006 at 10:34

Posted by: twigginer21 (1743)

I suppose we are going to end up having to change the name of chicken drumsticks too arent we? as chickens do not drum! oh yes and hotdogs dont actually contain dog aswell so i guess that isnt very pc either is it? The world has gone mad!!!

Replied: 21st Nov 2006 at 10:42

Posted by: john joseph (3197)

Is Shepherd,s pie made with real Shepherd,s

JJ

Replied: 21st Nov 2006 at 12:07

Posted by: getwom (inactive)

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Replied: 21st Nov 2006 at 12:12
Last edited by getwom: 19th Jul 2010 at 21:57:10

Posted by: coccium (2569) 

What about spotted dick?

Replied: 21st Nov 2006 at 12:15

Posted by: mollie m (7076) 

What about cocktails! Horse Radish? Cottage Pie? Crazy world, in'it?

Replied: 21st Nov 2006 at 12:17

Posted by: twigginer21 (1743)

I dont think the fisherman is happy with me keep eating his pie,neither.

Replied: 21st Nov 2006 at 12:41

Posted by: twigginer21 (1743)

Oh dear. Toad in'the hole again today. I wish someone had told me that its supposed to be sausages :S

Replied: 21st Nov 2006 at 12:44

Posted by: copperhead (1415) 

Never seen moth balls for ages.

Replied: 21st Nov 2006 at 13:53

Posted by: seamonkey (inactive)

cottage pie no houses inthem

Replied: 21st Nov 2006 at 14:57

Posted by: billy (26053) 

who are these guys???
who elected them and gave them the power they seem to wield over the rest of us.???
take the pratts at B.A who banned the crucifix..other religions can openly wear theirs, because its not possible to conceal them under their clothing....
so i would advise the christian lady to get a cross at least two ft long and hang that around her neck.

Replied: 21st Nov 2006 at 15:30

Posted by: john joseph (3197)

B.A. = Ban Anything
B.A. = ? Your turn

JJ

Replied: 21st Nov 2006 at 15:39

Posted by: tonker (27835) 

FIAT. (fix-it-again-tomorrow).

Replied: 21st Nov 2006 at 19:32

Posted by: tonker (27835) 

Champagne has to be made in Champagne, if not it's 'sparkling wine'. Sherry has to be made in Spain, if not it's 'fortified wine'. Chinese takeaways are soon to be called 'English takeaways', because theres more of them in England than there is in China. Eh.? ... well, Probably! ... oh, all right then, I made it up.

Replied: 21st Nov 2006 at 19:37

Posted by: coccium (2569) 

B.A.=BLOODY AWFUL

Replied: 21st Nov 2006 at 20:07
Last edited by coccium: 21st Nov 2006 at 20:10:14

Posted by: billy (26053) 

vive-la-france
when we gonna take to the streets and say..ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, you pink bellied a*******s.

Replied: 22nd Nov 2006 at 10:35

Posted by: billy (26053) 

a nice cuppa tea in morrisons for me, before i am tempted to stand for parliament...why not, its money for old rope, take j prescott for instance, 2.5 million quid a year for doing nowt??a bit of the other,prevents the poor fat ******d getting bored hanging around all day.
tshh...when are we going to wake up.

Replied: 22nd Nov 2006 at 10:40

Posted by: billy (26053) 

terresa(that how ya speell it??)hewitt,i wonder what she,s doing for lunch??will call in her office, i"m doin nowt just now.
PS..shoulda been in politics years ago, it aint done "no ones friend peter mandelson"any harm...this guys a big wheeler dealer now in top-o-the-range properties.just bought himself a £2.5 million quid house in the most prestigious part of LONDON???like i said, politics, thats the game for your kids when they leave school.they wont ever look back. (if they dont get caught)

Replied: 22nd Nov 2006 at 14:05

Posted by: coccium (2569) 

Billy,
The way to do it is, first become a Wigan councillor and get rich quick. Second,become a member of parliament and get richer quicker.You are correct it is the best career on gods earth ,you do not need one qualification,or to be bright, just wipe the backsides of the slackers and the benefit fiddlers,and smile at the foriegners,and you have got it made, and I know what I am talking about.Say this to your local councillor and his/her reply will be, you dont understand.

Replied: 22nd Nov 2006 at 15:19
Last edited by coccium: 23rd Nov 2006 at 14:57:29

Posted by: billy (26053) 

dead right harold.we are for the people, vote for me and i will turn things around.just take a second to examine the blaire household,now ya got it. he lets them all in...she defends them when ya try and kick em out.theres a mint to be made, no wonder the goon always has that smirky grin on his map.

Replied: 22nd Nov 2006 at 16:10

Posted by: coccium (2569) 

Billy,
Youv'e got my vote whats your party called?

Replied: 22nd Nov 2006 at 18:41

Posted by: aussie roy (2574) 

Probably "Billy's Geriatric Wannabes".
If it's not a rude question,how many of you actually voted at the last election given that voting is voluntary in UK? Every time I read about elections in Britain the same message comes through,not enough people turn out to excercise their democratic right.It's not good enough to have 50%,if people don't make the effort you just get the government you deserve and no justification to complain.I could be wrong re-hotdogs but methinks it may be an abbreviation for "hot dogs'things" but probably decency prevailed.

Replied: 23rd Nov 2006 at 09:28

Posted by: billy (26053) 

when you guys in aussie, have the freedom of choice i.e to vote or not to vote, then you can crow, untill then bud,stick to the fosters.
as for the name of my party harrold,havent figured that one out yet, maybe the PBF outfit,(put britain first)

Replied: 23rd Nov 2006 at 09:55

Posted by: coccium (2569) 

P.B.F.
Sounds good to me billy.

Replied: 23rd Nov 2006 at 12:10

Posted by: aitch (5487) 

I have always used my vote in all elections, only now its a postal vote.

Replied: 23rd Nov 2006 at 13:13

Posted by: levi1962 (3577) 

u mean theres no irish in irish stew and its so tasty too

Replied: 23rd Nov 2006 at 15:32

 

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