Onion Boat

Just seen a mention of this on here Buzybee 15 June 13:26.

My first thought was that it was a malaprop
(I like malaprops), as I've heard the similar 'banana boat' phrase many times.

Anyroad, I had a little google (as is my wont ) and found this interesting article.

So it wasn't a malaprop, after all.

In't google great.

Where would some people be without it eh

Every egg a bird.

its not the banana boat song

Let's not forget about YouTube as well mester

Not sure if it isn't a malaprop of sorts, now.

A few "Bushisms for you.

"Oftentimes, we live in a processed world, you know, people focus on the process and not results."
"The law I sign today directs new funds... to the task of collecting vital intelligence... on weapons of mass production."
"It will take time to restore chaos and order."
"They have miscalculated me as a leader."
"Natural gas is hemispheric... because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."
"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well."
"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption."
"We are making steadfast progress."

My lovely new thread.

RUINED!

i like that song....green onions

I've heard it many a time but didn't know what it was called until now..

Bacterial soft rot, Basal rot, Black mould rot, Blue mould, Brown stain, Bruising, Freezing injury, Grey mould rot, Sclerotium rot, Smut, Water staining


Sclerotium rot sounds nasty.

Know your onions

good song...but i've never seen a green onion

Isn't sclerotic rot summut to do with cucumbers.

I wouldn't know.

Mr O'Nions?

oh listen to me, i sound like one of them thread ruiners who post irelevant replys, please excuse me...i dont want to be classed the same as them.......sorry

Expect an edit

guess

Dont eat it all at once.

That shallot

enough is enough

onion dance?

Returning to topic

In't recycling great?

@ 'onion dance'

box of topics please

Don't ask Mac for an onion ring.

30ml Sunflower Oil
1 Onion, finely chopped
150ml Tomato Sauce
30ml Soy Sauce
100ml White Vinegar
2ml Mustard Powder
10ml Brown Sugar
Salt
Pepper
Method:
Sauté the onions in the oil until the onions are translucent. Add the remaining
ingredients and simmer over medium heat for at least 5 minutes. Serve hot.

Dostaf - you forgot Onion Fly.

Onion fly?

Mache, if you put any more recipes on here, I'll have to report you.

There's a seperate thread for that sort of thing elsewhere.

thats monkey gland sauce that is

Monkey glands.

Always makes me laugh that one.

Featured in a Dad's Army episode.

hope I don't need a blood transfusion like others

Wilson: Oh, my God, it's not monkey glands, is it?

'Keep young and beautiful'

they don't like it in um

See bolting onions

Onions! From Bolting? What's all that about?

Apologies ot all and sundry. That ^^^^^^ shoulld be on a gardening theread.

(Bolting is when the onion suddenly puts up a central stalk)


wrong thread

'Gone To Seed' is another term.

Yes, we do have a 'splendid gardening thread'..

WRONG UNS!

I'm not doing no linking.

Alison Steadman (I like her) was in a series called 'Gone To Seed'. Warren Clarke was also in it.

For Mache

EDIT

That pic ^^^^ is from here

SMUTFROG!

Francophobic language, is it?

I'll look for some Spanish ones for you.

Alison Steadman was also in 'Nuts In May'

there is no spanish in a spanish omlette, cue tonker

Indeed she was, VG.

Now that was a film full of notreets.

Nuts, seeds and stalks - wouldn't be amiss on the Viagra thread.

Onions can be a bit of a turn off, though.

Ah! i've just found me coat hanger

Did you know, if you rub an onion on your foot, within 30-60 minutes you will be able to taste it.

I too would know nowt bowt google.

Do you mean on your sole?

Don't be giving us half a tale, VG.

Seems that rubbing them on your head (onions) works wonders.

I rubbed a greyhound on me head .........now most of the hairs have gone

Hey !!!! i luv this thread .... cos i started it ... but what about the BANANA BOAT Dostaf ????

The image that conjours up.

Onion Test

Buzybee, any comment about the banana boat could be seen as going off topic.

So maybe it's wise not to.

♪♫♪♫ DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ME SAY DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OH MISTER TALIBAN.......


Cue that advert featuring Susie or whatever her name was.

Expect complaints

EDIT

Harry

will get back to you lot when av finished bakin .... us women av things to ddddddddddddddddddoooooooooooooooooooooooooo cum on mi banana !!!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

sweet joy

AL GET MI BOAT !!!!

Ooooh errr missus

LOL NICE ONE

And clean

STEAMY

Apparently, you can.

Hanging is the number one cause of death for stick figure people.

Taxi for buzyb, get yer coat.

My beautiful new thread.

true......now you know how other people feel when they get there thread ruined

Buggers done summut wrong. I'll away and fix it

Every egg a bird.

i shouldnt let it bother you to much............it happens a lot on here

My neighbour has OCD, he visited me earlier and spent the last 30 minutes wiping his feet on my front doormat.

He's already worn out his welcome.

Duff address, Eront.

fhttp://th1250.photobucket.com/albums/hh528/wahyudiyuka/th_Bananaboat.jpg

Google it. (I do, frequently)

I dont know where the F came from

I was told something similar about there being no F in mild, the other day.

*REPEAT ALERT*

How do you get five elephants in a safeway bag?

Take the S out of safe, and the F out of way.

the f has been on all day

Siadwel was frightened of the Fffffffffffffff.

I'll have a google and a mooch on youtube.

See 0:38

Expect blubbering