Passwords

> Why seniors never change their password
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> WINDOWS:
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> Please enter your new password.
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> USER :
> Cabbage
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> WINDOWS:
> Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
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> USER:
> Boiled cabbage
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> WINDOWS:
> Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
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> USER:
> 1 boiled cabbage
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> WINDOWS:
> Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces
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> USER:
> 50damnboiledcabbages
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> WINDOWS:
> Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character
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> USER:
> 50DAMNboiledcabbages
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> WINDOWS:
> Sorry the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
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> USER:
> 50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveM eAccessNow !
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> WINDOWS:
> Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
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> USER:
> ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAss IfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
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> WINDOWS:
> Sorry, that password is already in use.
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>
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That's a cracker!

Brilliant....do any of you use Dashlane to remember passwords or like myself all written in my diary ?

priscus that is brilliant and so true

Very funny,it made me smile.

I like that, Priscus.

NanaJacqui, I’d not heard of Dashlane before, I’m like you and write most of mine down.

Because mine are written down & constantly have to change them instead of crossing them out I just add another * at the beginning so ***--------- saves all the messing

I was in my garden and the neighbour looked over the fence and asked "What are you doing?"

"I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order"

She replied "Really? I don't know how you find the time!"

"Oh that's easy" I said "It's right next to the sage!"

I use keypass although i would never put banking passwords there or anywhere else.They are in my head.

One employee couldn't log in to her new computer account and asked me for help. I asked all the routine questions, including, "Are you sure this is the right password?"

Her: (exasperated) "I'm sure it's the correct password. I typed in the one I saw (another co-worker) use to login to her machine."
Me: "And what password was that?"
Her: "Five asterisks."