A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the pavement in front of her home.
Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures, in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.
Suddenly a black car pulled up beside her. Out of the car stepped a grey haired bearded man. "Hello little girl, I'm Jeremy Corbyn leader of the Labour party. What do you have in the basket?" he asked
"Kittens" little Suzy said
"How old are they?" asked Corbyn
Suzy replied "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet"
"And what kind of kittens are they?"
"Labour party socialists" answered Suzy with a smile
Corbyn was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens. Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the Labour leader should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.
So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS" when the black car pulled up, this time followed by vans from BBC, ITV and Sky. Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Corbyn got out of his car and walked over to little Suzy. "Hello, again" he said "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away"
"Yes sir" Suzy said. "They're Conservatives"
Taken by surprise, Corbyn stammered "But... but…yesterday, you told me they were Labour party socialists"
Little Suzy smiled and said "I know. But today, they have their eyes open”