Joke
A bloke with one arm went in the Barbers, he said a shave please, the barber cut his ear, his chin and both sides of his face, the barber said have you been in hear before, the chap said no i lost my arm in the first word war.
Chap went in a she shop, a pair of size nines please, He said they are too tight,he said pull the tounge out, he said Der till oo jght.
Started: 23rd Jan 2019 at 01:09
Long ago, the fastest form of communication was the telegraph
Then came a much faster form of communication - the telephone
Nowadays, the fastest form of communication is..... telefemale
Replied: 23rd Jan 2019 at 11:26
Charles Dickens walks into an inn.
"Why the long face CD?" asks the barman.
CD replies "I am at a total loss for the title of my next novel, give me a large dry martini please"
Barman says "will that be with an olive or Twist?"
Replied: 23rd Jan 2019 at 15:22
Bentlegs wrote, ".... the barber said have you been in hear before, the chap said no i lost my arm in the first word war."
Was he deaf?
Replied: 23rd Jan 2019 at 17:19
Last edited by tonker: 23rd Jan 2019 at 17:20:38
OK Honky Tonk, needs editing but tha con f off,
Replied: 23rd Jan 2019 at 23:39
Never go on a trampoline with Doly Parton.
Replied: 24th Jan 2019 at 16:12