Joke

A bloke with one arm went in the Barbers, he said a shave please, the barber cut his ear, his chin and both sides of his face, the barber said have you been in hear before, the chap said no i lost my arm in the first word war.

Chap went in a she shop, a pair of size nines please, He said they are too tight,he said pull the tounge out, he said Der till oo jght.

Long ago, the fastest form of communication was the telegraph

Then came a much faster form of communication - the telephone

Nowadays, the fastest form of communication is..... telefemale

Charles Dickens walks into an inn.

"Why the long face CD?" asks the barman.

CD replies "I am at a total loss for the title of my next novel, give me a large dry martini please"

Barman says "will that be with an olive or Twist?"

Bentlegs wrote, ".... the barber said have you been in hear before, the chap said no i lost my arm in the first word war."

Was he deaf?

OK Honky Tonk, needs editing but tha con f off,

Never go on a trampoline with Doly Parton.