Awaken from loze

How do husbands/partners (maybe others) deal with wives/partners when you fall into doze mood, eyes resting, in front of the TV, on the sofa and the other decides it's bed time and you have to join them, whether you like it or not?

I usually am awoken by my partner/wife saying, " if your tired, F*&% *&f to bed,

My wife pussyfoots around me, then goes to bed, when I then go to bed when the birds wake me up, she makes the best of the day when I'm tired! Women are so evil.

D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

on what grounds? Solicitor told me it's normal for men to sleep on couch. Why do women have to go to bed before men?

Get yourself another solicitor.Race her up the stairs. Get there before her.Stop drinking special brew. Twill give you brewers droop.